Aparrently the mandate is official: It's PDI Disinformation campaign season. Please start a PDI rumor now, and post it here. You may also include a disclaimer about how you don't care about the PDI, but that you take many hours to diss it anyway. Also dropping names from an anonymous account is an awesome way to gain cyber props.
I'll start one:
Lee Haney is coming out of retirement to battle Dorian Yates at the 2007 PDI Night of Champions in NYC this Sept 28-29.