I'm sure you train once in a while but you do lie about your lifts and you're carrying way too much bodyfat for your appearance and health.
You probably haven't seen your abs since you were a kid.
Exactly, I'm grossly obese, have poor hygience, severely diabetic, cholesterol through the roof, my liver is failing from alcohol abuse, I've never seen my abs, I eat cupcakes like tic tacs, I lie to compensate for my broken ego and I'm too scared to even visit a gym because people will stare and laugh at me due to my Jabba the Hut-ish appeareance.