Author Topic: Steven Seagal is the man (Read 5421 times)

Bluto · « **on:** May 21, 2007, 02:30:49 PM »

Nuff said.

Every man wanna be him. Every girl wanna fuck him.

danielson · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:32:21 PM »

Its about fkn time!!!!!!!! Pics!

Bluto · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:33:58 AM »

I saw a russian magazine the other day, apparantely published in London for the russians there... it had Steven Seagal on the cover and a big interview with him both in russian and english... so of course I read it

He talked about his energy drink, his guitarplaying, him being a buddist etc.

Bluto · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:35:12 AM »

Saxon · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:40:40 AM »

Did he ever have a moustache?

Bluto · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:55:24 AM »

that's a good question!

OKMike · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:49:49 PM »

He's no CHUCK NORRIS!!!

legbreaker · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:26:11 PM »

he was in tears and went running to the feds when the gambinos did business with him.

danielson · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2007, 03:04:54 PM »

He can sing too!(he's actually not that bad)

Montague · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2007, 12:31:10 PM »

I liked Seagal and his movies until he started getting “preachy,” and his films became rhetoric vehicles.

It started around the time he made On Deadly Ground when, at the end, he launches into this big, long monologue about bashing oil companies and saving the environment.

Whether I agree with your politics or not is irrelevant.
I’m always interested to hear different celebrities’ views, concerns and ideologies, but please don’t let it SMOTHER your movies.

Even if I agree whole-heartedly with the film's message, I don’t want to feel like I'm being preached to when watching a movie for entertainment.

Slippedisc · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2007, 08:04:43 PM »

Quote from: Saxon on May 22, 2007, 01:40:40 AM

Did he ever have a moustache?

thats funny

Bluto · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2007, 10:23:06 AM »

Bluto · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2007, 10:24:26 AM »

Bluto · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2007, 10:55:34 AM »

davidpaul · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:32:49 PM »

anyone seen ritchie?

MM2K · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2007, 11:26:57 PM »

Yeah but in those 80s films he wore his jeans way too tight. Dont get me wrong, most guys today, espeacially kids, wear their jeans too baggy. They should be snug to accentuate the shape of your legs and muscles. But everytime I see him in HARD TO KILL my balls hurt.

Tokyo Joe · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2007, 07:40:51 AM »

Quote from: Montague on May 27, 2007, 12:31:10 PM

I liked Seagal and his movies until he started getting “preachy,” and his films became rhetoric vehicles.

It started around the time he made On Deadly Ground when, at the end, he launches into this big, long monologue about bashing oil companies and saving the environment.

Whether I agree with your politics or not is irrelevant.
I’m always interested to hear different celebrities’ views, concerns and ideologies, but please don’t let it SMOTHER your movies.

Even if I agree whole-heartedly with the film's message, I don’t want to feel like I'm being preached to when watching a movie for entertainment.

so true, under siege 2 was his last good movie.. then they slowly went to shit

Bluto · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2007, 10:07:58 AM »

actually some of his later ones been pretty good like exit wounds

Tokyo Joe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2007, 04:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 08, 2007, 10:07:58 AM

actually some of his later ones been pretty good like exit wounds

yeah, that was slightly better. on the other hand, he's made some unwatchable movies too like the foreigner, belly of the beast, out for a kill etc..

I heard he's still getting 1 mill a movie

Ari_gold · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2007, 12:34:58 AM »

Quote from: Tokyo Joe on June 08, 2007, 04:55:30 PM

yeah, that was slightly better. on the other hand, he's made some unwatchable movies too like the foreigner, belly of the beast, out for a kill etc..

I heard he's still getting 1 mill a movie

1 mil minus taxes, minus agent fees, minus managing fees = $150k

Tokyo Joe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2007, 01:26:22 AM »

Quote from: Ari_gold on June 09, 2007, 12:34:58 AM

1 mil minus taxes, minus agent fees, minus managing fees = $150k

minus hair plugs = not much

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2007, 01:41:19 AM »

"July, 2005 :

Many in Hollywood were surprised to see in a lawsuit filed against Steven Seagal recently that the actor was collecting a salary of about $4 million for his work in a DVD premiere movie. For years, that figure represented the high side of the entire budget for a DVD premiere, then known more pejoratively as direct-to-video movies.
And back then they tended to be films that were not good enough to get theatrical distribution. But since the '80s, that market has grown to about $3 billion and now produces movies never intended to be shown in theaters."

Ari_gold · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2007, 10:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 09, 2007, 01:41:19 AM

"July, 2005 :

Many in Hollywood were surprised to see in a lawsuit filed against Steven Seagal recently that the actor was collecting a salary of about $4 million for his work in a DVD premiere movie. For years, that figure represented the high side of the entire budget for a DVD premiere, then known more pejoratively as direct-to-video movies.
And back then they tended to be films that were not good enough to get theatrical distribution. But since the '80s, that market has grown to about $3 billion and now produces movies never intended to be shown in theaters."

times have changed, if Rambo 2 and 3 or cobra will made now they would go straight to HBO

Bluto · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2007, 09:55:42 AM »

# Steven is presently filming a Sony thriller titled Marker.
# Nonsoloblues w/ Warner France present Steven with a silver CD for 'Songs From The Crystal Cave.' Nonsoloblues distributes Mojo Priest and Songs From The Crystal Cave in all of France and Italy.

Bluto · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:00:06 AM »

STEVENS ALBUMS

* Somewhere In Between - 4:17 (Steven Seagal & Greg Barnhill)
* Love Doctor - 3:40 (Steven Seagal & Tommy Kay)
* Dark Angel - 3:57 (Steven Seagal)
* Gunfire In A Juke Joint - 3:45 (Steven Seagal)
* My Time Is Numbered - 4:19 (Steven Seagal)
* Alligator Ass - 4:03 (Steven Seagal)
* BBQ - 3:26 (Steven Seagal)
* Hoochie Coochie Man - 4:25 (Willie Dixon)
* Talk To My Ass - 3:51 (Steven Seagal)
* Dust My Broom - 4:38 (Robert Leroy Johnson & James Elmore)
* Slow Boat To China - 8:43 (Steven Seagal)
* She Dat Pretty - 3:44 (Steven Seagal)
* Red Rooster - 3:29 (Willie Dixon)
* Shake - 3:32 (Steven Seagal & Bo Diddley)

* Girl It's Alright - 3:50 (Steven Seagal & Greg Barnhill)
* Don't You Cry - 4:58 (Steven Seagal & Greg Barnhill)
* Music - 4:13 (Steven Seagal & Patrick George Barrett)
* Better Man - 4:29 (Steven Seagal & Greg Barnhill)
* Route - 4:31 (Steven Seagal)
* My God - 3:57 (Steven Seagal)
* Lollipop - 4:34 featuring Lt. Stitchie (Traditional)
* Not For Sale - 4:56 (Steven Seagal & Shaun Fisher)
* Dance - 3:32 (Steven Seagal & Shaun Fisher)
* Jealousy - 4:21 (Steven Seagal & Marion Hall)
* War - 3:46 (Steven Seagal & Cleve Laing) Featuring Lt. Stitchie
* Strut - 3:05 (Steven Seagal & Marion Hall) Featuring Lady Saw
* Goree - 5:59 (Steven Seagal)
* The Light - 4:54 (Steven Seagal)