hey guys just wanted to introduce myself. I have been creeping in the back ground for some time and decided to join. Now here are some reasons why you don't want to fuck with me
1. I took some Martial Arts classes in grade school, 4 to be exact!

2. I can fill up a bar with ten pound plates and bench it for reps!

3. I weigh 290lbs have taped my arms at just under 17 and the waist at 46, I have yet to tape my chest but I am sure it will be equally impressive

4. There is a guy at my gym who is way bigger than you and who I have seen lift more weight. His name is Frank or Tom I thinnk

5. I once met the pope!

6. I am on that protein stuff

7. My friends used to call me batman, I don't know why

8. I took "the sauce" once but I had to quit cuase I would get real angry and start pushing around mom.
9. Sometimes I wonder
10. I once stuck my dick in a glory hole at a Highway rest stop
Yea I am just kidding anyways nice to meet everyone