Folks, here we have it. Another glorious Friday night. Whereas most "party animals" and club goers who are big enough names to get invited to P.Diddy parties and what not (right Bluto?) would go out for a fun night, there seem to be those types who would rather spend 19 straight hours on a computer claiming that they do go out. So I'll be playing bookey tonight and taking odds on what Bluto will do with his time.
1.3 million:1 - He actually comes up with a funny or insulting comment.
750,000:1 - Bluto actually logs off of Getbig and steps outside for more than a quick run to his 7/11 for another MegaSlurp.
875:1 - Bluto actually spends less than 15 straight hours here today.
1:550,000 - He doesn't do anything and stays on Getbig while proclaiming to have a life and friends while he melts down and bitches.
Place your bets.