I wonder if Bluto can take a shit without Pumphard commenting on it. Talk about a lackey. Going to throw Bluto out there as being the ugliest on the V. He hates women, posts 19 hours a day, has amassed almost 20,000 posts (probably 35,000 among his gimmicks) and still refuses to post a picture. Probably rocking a unibrow, hairlip, 140 pound physique and penchant for sucking dick.
But it's ok, Bluto's father tells him he's the most handsome lad he's ever seen!
Then again, it's probably the Shadow. Heard that the Indian brothels won't even take his money.