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benjamin pearson

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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2007, 02:45:33 PM »
haha she was faking it douche bag
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2007, 04:01:41 PM »
Quote from: benjamin pearson on May 26, 2007, 02:45:33 PM
haha she was faking it douche bag

lol why would my gf wana fake it? I just don't see the point. Doesn't make a difference to me either way.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2007, 04:03:26 PM »
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2007, 04:03:56 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
lol why would my gf wana fake it? I just don't see the point. Doesn't make a difference to me either way.


Dude, you've got a lot to learn......
Learn about the signs of her having a real orgasm (like... go read a fooking book)... Then observe her closely the next time....
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2007, 04:07:01 PM »
Quote from: ~salmon~ on May 26, 2007, 04:03:56 PM

Dude, you've got a lot to learn......
Learn about the signs of her having a real orgasm (like... go read a fooking book)... Then observe her closely the next time....

I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...

WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2007, 04:08:21 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:07:01 PM
I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...

WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!

You gotta be fooking kidding me.......
Stop acting like a kid... "I subscribe to mens health".... Give me a fooooking break! ......................  :-\
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2007, 04:10:18 PM »
Quote from: ~salmon~ on May 26, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
You gotta be fooking kidding me.......
Stop acting like a kid... "I subscribe to mens health".... Give me a fooooking break! ......................  :-\

It was said in humor but those mags actual provide some great insight into this shit. No joke.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2007, 04:12:04 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:10:18 PM
It was said in humor but those mags actual provide some great insight into this shit. No joke.


Why are you falling for her shit then...? ::)
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2007, 04:14:11 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:07:01 PM
I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...

WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!


hahahaha

how does it feel to fuck fat bitches
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2007, 04:16:52 PM »
Quote from: ~salmon~ on May 26, 2007, 04:12:04 PM

Why are you falling for her shit then...? ::)

Because why she would lie about something like that is beyond me. I would think it's because I was a bit concerned about me being too big for her, cuz she was in a bit of pain. So she lied so I wouldn't feel bad?
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2007, 04:19:44 PM »
Give her a morning after pill and then give her a creampie.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2007, 04:23:15 PM »
19 yr old virgin? LOL
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2007, 04:23:54 PM »
Quote from: CT_Muscle on May 26, 2007, 04:23:15 PM
19 yr old virgin? LOL

almost

Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 26, 2007, 04:19:44 PM
Give her a morning after pill and then give her a creampie.

LOL!
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2007, 04:26:53 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:23:54 PM
almost

LOL!

Smoke a blunt and then fuck her.. The feeling will be like no other.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2007, 04:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 26, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
Smoke a blunt and then fuck her.. The feeling will be like no other.

She's anti-weed, but that's just another project. I'm the spokesman for marijuana. I've already changed 90% of her views on the subject. Now I just have to convince her to smoke with me.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2007, 04:29:54 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:28:43 PM
She's anti-weed, but that's just another project. I'm the spokesman for marijuana. I've already changed 90% of her views on the subject. Now I just have to convince her to smoke with me.

hahaha I bet she's like "but it has 50% more tar than tobacco!!1" hahaha  ::)
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2007, 04:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 26, 2007, 04:29:54 PM
hahaha I bet she's like "but it has 50% more tar than tobacco!!1" hahaha  ::)

That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason.  :)
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2007, 04:34:16 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:32:36 PM
That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason.  :)

hope you don't lead them to harder drugs :)

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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2007, 04:36:59 PM »
Quote from: figgs on May 26, 2007, 04:32:36 PM
That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason.  :)

That's a bunch of bs.. MJ has never been linked to cancer or anything else, so who gives a shit about tar?  MJ is the best medication ever.. I use to for fevers, stomach aches and back pain. It's a damn shame that mj is banned while stuff like alcohol is legal.

NY will never have medical laws like Cali, but atleast weed of all grade is abundant. It's murder on the wallet, but worth every penny.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2007, 04:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on May 26, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
hope you don't lead them to harder drugs :)

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I also support LSD and shrooms. I'm not as open about it because they should be thoroughly known about before they're taken. Shroomz are hitting my neighborhood soon I can't wait I havn't tripped in almost a year. And last time was my first trip and it happened to be a bad one so I'm making sure this one goes well.

Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 26, 2007, 04:36:59 PM
That's a bunch of bs.. MJ has never been linked to cancer or anything else, so who gives a shit about tar?  MJ is the best medication ever.. I use to for fevers, stomach aches and back pain. It's a damn shame that mj is banned while stuff like alcohol is legal.

NY will never have medical laws like Cali, but atleast weed of all grade is abundant. It's murder on the wallet, but worth every penny.

Agreed 100% I just came off a bad cold this week and there's nothing that makes me feel better than weed. I swear I feel 90% better for the time I'm stoned. Stressed? Sick? Weed is a great option.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2007, 04:41:15 PM »
ha ha, did your girlfriend ever have sex with negros?
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2007, 04:45:45 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on May 26, 2007, 04:41:15 PM
ha ha, did your girlfriend ever have sex with negros?

No, even though she's black.  ;D PWNED!^@3
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2007, 05:24:40 PM »
she's black? damn that changes everything.
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2007, 05:30:10 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 26, 2007, 05:24:40 PM
she's black? damn that changes everything.

Jungle fever, baby!
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Re: Figgs lost his virginity!!!!!!!
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2007, 05:37:34 PM »
black women are the only ones who like "thick" guys.  it's true.

the rest like men with jobs.

figgs, do you have a job?
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