The one where he claimed:
He is the son of a billionaire
His daddy corrects the mistakes in English newspapers [ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha]
He didn't want any of his daddy's money, prefering instead to 'make it on his own'
He can make a man cry just by lookin at him [or begging for a blowjob]
He is starting a new website that will make him a trillionaire
He is giving a 5% share of that website to Sarcasm
He is on the verge of becoming a world renowned philosopher - but will kindly use dumbed down language so us chumps on getbig will be able to understand
He can seduce women by talking to them via email
He has over 200 friends, amongst them the movers and shakers of the New Zealand business community
