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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #125 on: May 30, 2007, 09:16:28 AM »
As an ex doorman, i can honestly say that 'martial arts' are pointless. In real life spinning roundhouses, crane kicks, dragon punches, tiger claws, seven style death fingers, and even vulcun neck pinches DON'T WORK! Any other doormen will back me up on this. If you can punch then you can fight. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, but a shrimp like 'scimowser' would be destroyed by the likes of Kimbo. A big, tough, hard puncher does not lose fights.
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:51 AM »
Quote from: UK Gold on May 30, 2007, 09:16:28 AM
As an ex doorman, i can honestly say that 'martial arts' are pointless. In real life spinning roundhouses, crane kicks, dragon punches, tiger claws, seven style death fingers, and even vulcun neck pinches DON'T WORK! Any other doormen will back me up on this. If you can punch then you can fight. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, but a shrimp like 'scimowser' would be destroyed by the likes of Kimbo. A big, tough, hard puncher does not lose fights.

thats what ive been trying to tell him but he's living in a fantasy world. he does shotokan karate for christs sake  ;D

Shotokan founder Gichin Funakoshi:

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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #127 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:03 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 09:19:51 AM
thats what ive been trying to tell him but he's living in a fantasy world. he does shotokan karate for christs sake  ;D

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please tell me u are joking.
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #128 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:40 AM »
why you're not a strong believer in shotokan ?
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #129 on: May 30, 2007, 09:29:04 AM »
Quote from: UK Gold on May 30, 2007, 09:16:28 AM
As an ex doorman, i can honestly say that 'martial arts' are pointless. In real life spinning roundhouses, crane kicks, dragon punches, tiger claws, seven style death fingers, and even vulcun neck pinches DON'T WORK! Any other doormen will back me up on this. If you can punch then you can fight. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, but a shrimp like 'scimowser' would be destroyed by the likes of Kimbo. A big, tough, hard puncher does not lose fights.

Haha, I totally agree but I used to live with a guy when i was at university who did Taekondo or something like that.  A totally pathetic physical specimen of a man.  He used to tell us stories about how two guys went to fight him in the middle of the street, but he did a big "roundhouse kick" and these guys ran away from him.  He had major esteem issues.
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #130 on: May 30, 2007, 09:34:40 AM »
Quote from: Saxon on May 30, 2007, 09:29:04 AM
Haha, I totally agree but I used to live with a guy when i was at university who did Taekondo or something like that.  A totally pathetic physical specimen of a man.  He used to tell us stories about how two guys went to fight him in the middle of the street, but he did a big "roundhouse kick" and these guys ran away from him.  He had major esteem issues.
Lol, was it 'Scimowser'?
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #131 on: May 30, 2007, 09:41:49 AM »
scimowser is an internet tough guy, he is mod on the mma board, threatens to beat people up, trains shotokan and muay thai and dreams of a career as a cage fighter

when it comes to street fights, his experience and knowledge is second to none, kicks is a great tool in the toolbox

he's also a great bodybuilder, in this photo you can see him mimic the classic pose by arnold schwarzenegger

as you can tell - he aint far off

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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #132 on: May 30, 2007, 09:45:41 AM »
Quote from: UK Gold on May 30, 2007, 09:34:40 AM
Lol, was it 'Scimowser'?

haha, hes a streetfighter
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #133 on: May 30, 2007, 09:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 09:41:49 AM
scimowser is an internet tough guy, he is mod on the mma board, threatens to beat people up, trains shotokan and muay thai and dreams of a career as a cage fighter

when it comes to street fights, his experience and knowledge is second to none, kicks is a great tool in the toolbox

he's also a great bodybuilder, in this photo you can see him mimic the classic pose by arnold schwarzenegger

as you can tell - he aint far off



I warned him, i said dont fuck with bluto, guess he didnt want to listen


btw,



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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #134 on: May 30, 2007, 09:50:25 AM »
Quote from: UK Gold on May 30, 2007, 09:34:40 AM
Lol, was it 'Scimowser'?

Could have been?  Totally deluded when it came to Martial Arts.
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #135 on: May 30, 2007, 09:50:31 AM »
Quote from: davidpaul on May 30, 2007, 09:47:25 AM
I warned him, i said dont fuck with bluto, guess he didnt want to listen


btw,



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it's just business as usual

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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #136 on: May 30, 2007, 09:53:00 AM »
he looks as if he is in possession of a neat, tiny, well kept poophole ready to get powdered

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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #137 on: May 30, 2007, 10:23:18 AM »
only skinny little fags kick in a street fight ;)
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #138 on: May 30, 2007, 10:50:50 AM »
Quote from: SS on May 30, 2007, 10:23:18 AM
only skinny little fags kick in a street fight ;)

i bet he looks cute in a dress like this and he can kick all he wants

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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #139 on: May 30, 2007, 10:52:49 AM »
hahaha! wtf is this?





i bet his girl isn't as pretty as Deedee ;)
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #140 on: May 30, 2007, 11:00:34 AM »
Quote from: SS on May 30, 2007, 10:52:49 AM
hahaha! wtf is this?





i bet his girl isn't as pretty as Deedee ;)

that's schimowser

i bet a good looking tough guy like that get all the hot chicks
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #141 on: May 30, 2007, 11:01:55 AM »
Quote from: SS on May 30, 2007, 10:23:18 AM
only skinny little fags kick in a street fight ;)

saw this kid once try a roundhouse in a streetfight

fell on his arse and got fucked up
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #142 on: May 30, 2007, 11:04:19 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on May 30, 2007, 11:01:55 AM
saw this kid once try a roundhouse in a streetfight

fell on his arse and got fucked up

yes even professional fighters in the ufc lose their balance trying to kick and end up paying for it, happens all the time

yet some guys just dont get it, they're stuck in this "it's tough to kick" thinking, probably a result of being brainwashed by jackie chan as kids
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #143 on: May 30, 2007, 11:06:37 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 11:04:19 AM
yes even professional fighters in the ufc lose their balance trying to kick and end up paying for it, happens all the time

yet some guys just dont get it, they're stuck in this "it's tough to kick" thinking, probably a result of being brainwashed by jackie chan as kids


I'm sure you just wave your championship belts around and scare off all challengers.  ::)
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #144 on: May 30, 2007, 11:06:54 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 11:04:19 AM
yes even professional fighters in the ufc lose their balance trying to kick and end up paying for it, happens all the time

yet some guys just dont get it, they're stuck in this "it's tough to kick" thinking, probably a result of being brainwashed by jackie chan as kids


when shamrock fought franklin

he tried a high kick and was unconcious five seconds later
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #145 on: May 30, 2007, 11:08:15 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on May 30, 2007, 11:06:54 AM
when shamrock fought franklin

he tried a high kick and was unconcious five seconds later

yeah i mean wtf

frank been in the game more than most and he pull shit like that might as well give up training alltogether for a fight if youre strategy isnt better than randomly through high kicks thinking youre cro cop
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #146 on: May 30, 2007, 11:14:27 AM »
hahaha! where's that little skinny sissy kicking wannabe cage fighter at?



i got something for his skinny white pasty ass.
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #147 on: May 30, 2007, 11:21:05 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on May 30, 2007, 11:01:55 AM
saw this kid once try a roundhouse in a streetfight

fell on his arse and got fucked up

Where abouts?  It might have been my flatmate? :D
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #148 on: May 30, 2007, 11:46:27 AM »
Quote from: UK Gold on May 30, 2007, 09:16:28 AM
As an ex doorman,

Is that why you always point girls to your back door and say 'Hit it'? :-X
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Re: Whos is the toughest getbigger?
« Reply #149 on: May 30, 2007, 11:48:44 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 11:46:27 AM
Is that why you always point girls to your back door and say 'Hit it'? :-X

 ;D

can just imagine what kind of club it was

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