Thanks to something that happened to me recently, I am now Teh Oracle who can channel spirits, people from the past long dead etc.
I am metaphorically speaking, of course
What I mean is, I'll show you all examples of my mental capacity - I'll show you all how I can very closely mimic other posters. I have a photographic memory like a lot of people, except in my case, I automatically remember EVERYTHING
Not to mention I can read certain patterns, which means I can mimic others successfully.
I don't want to do everyone. Rather, I'll just mimic one of my favorite posters - Showstoppa. I'll reply just like Showstoppa would and legends like Sars and SS can tell me if I don't sound just like him.
I can do MoS', SS' etc. Trust me guys - I have a life outside Getbig
, but I'm a freak. I tried to keep it a secret, but now that that's out, we may as well have some fun
So, try me - insult me and see if I don't sound like Stoppa. If I don't, then you can all laugh at me.
Are you bitches glad to see me back or what?