Author Topic: how to tell if you are an mma superstar  (Read 891 times)

bigmc

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how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« on: May 30, 2007, 10:29:00 AM »
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Its a hot summer day the sun is shining do you....

a) Put on some shorts and head to the beach

b) go for a picnic with your girlfriend

c) put on your tap out t shirt over a skintight sweat top, put on your baseball cap backwards with some 4 oz gloves then hit the town eyeballing old ladies

You are in the club when a pretty girl comes over to talk to you do you.....

a) buy her a drink

b) sweet talk her

c) get her in a brutal rear naked choke till the bitch passes out then stand up and hit a most muscular


you are at a job interview, you are asked your best qualities do you...

a) describe yourself in honest terms

b) flower up your past achievements to get the job

c) slam the fucker to the ground and finish him off with some brutal ground and pound


if you answered mostly c's then congratulations you are a future ufc hall of famer
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 10:30:54 AM »
heres one..
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 10:36:28 AM »
heres one..

bigmc put on a pic the other day with his arms etc why you post that one? doesnt look the same
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 10:38:20 AM »
bigmc put on a pic the other day with his arms etc why you post that one? doesnt look the same

news to me... oh you mean the one where he folds the part of the tape measure where you cant see cause its behind the bicept then the new bike he bought with the money in his pocket... yeah........
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 10:38:48 AM »
bigmc put on a pic the other day with his arms etc why you post that one? doesnt look the same


he thinks posting a fake pic a hundred times is funny  ???
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 10:39:35 AM »
news to me... oh you mean the one where he folds the part of the tape measure where you cant see cause its behind the bicept then the new bike he bought with the money in his pocket... yeah........

yeah i think thats the one

and i think he said he was 250 pounds or more yesterday? correct me if im wrong bigmc
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 10:41:10 AM »
he thinks posting a fake pic a hundred times is funny  ???
show me the thread where you posted the pic then 'bigmc'
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Re: how to tell if you are an mma superstar
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 10:42:01 AM »
yeah i think thats the one

and i think he said he was 250 pounds or more yesterday? correct me if im wrong bigmc

no your right

jj has been jealous since i caught him photoshopping his pics

he actually said he was going to delete his account he was so embarrassed
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