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Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« on: May 31, 2007, 01:50:50 PM »
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand

5] He can make grown men cry

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire

7] He is a world renowned philosopher

8] He can see the future

9] He can email a woman into bed

10] He eats 6000 calories a day

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month

12] He is the best built natural in the world

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world

16] He isn't going bald

17] He is straight

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.
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bigmc

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2007, 01:52:38 PM »
funny thing is he has claimed all those things  ::)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 01:55:23 PM »
um that's 45lbs in a week, and some how he's Australian now :-\

oh don't forget he has 19'' arms @ 170lbs ::)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 02:26:18 PM »
Re: point 2

My spelling is terrible, but even I can spot the spelling and grammar mistakes in The Guardian  :P
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 02:46:42 PM »
#18 he's got a real life girlfriend but is at the same time virtually married with getbigs very own the beast (and she's a liar in her own right, remember she squadfather called her out on her squat?)

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 04:03:57 PM »
Quote from: SS on May 31, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
um that's 45lbs in a week, and some how he's Australian now :-\

oh don't forget he has 19'' arms @ 170lbs ::)
hahahahahahaha.
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 06:00:23 PM »
Hahahah, good thread ;D
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 06:07:20 PM »
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

Not all of us have the V as the highlight of the day - unlike most of you, I have a life outside ;D.

When I log off, I forget this place, although I know I'll never forget to log back in again 8)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 06:11:59 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:07:20 PM
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

Not all of us have the V as the highlight of the day - unlike most of you, I have a life outside ;D.

When I log off, I forget this place, although I know I'll never forget to log back in again 8)

When is your site going up Kiwi? Do you take credit cards or just Netteller, PayPal etc.?
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 06:17:25 PM »
whats this site u keep goign on about danny?

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 06:17:36 PM »
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors - what has race got to do with language?

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own - OK, this is false. If  my dad was paying for everything, I'd happily let him pay for the rest of my life ;D

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand - not all of them, just a few of them. What's the big deal? Have you only seen a millionaire in a newspaper?

5] He can make grown men cry - so can you when you post things like

Quote from: UK Gold on June 23, 2006, 02:31:07 AM
My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum :o. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire - I only said trillionaire cause I didn't want to shock you guys too much ;D

7] He is a world renowned philosopher - Of course I am - just like you are a world renowned bottom whose idea of a great friday night is being tag teamed by the entire local rugby league

8] He can see the future - I see something big, firm and hard entering you somewhere and I think I'm going to throw up

9] He can email a woman into bed - If you can get a woman to ream you with The AssHammer XL 1600, then why can't I? Plus, ask your mom - the bitch keeps begging me for more ::)

10] He eats 6000 calories a day - you swallow 6000 calories worth of freshly milked semen a day, so this is no big deal either

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month - hahaha the easiest thing in the world is to get fat

12] He is the best built natural in the world - this is obviously open to debate, not to mention I'm nowhere near my peak

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him - they won't do the things you will want them to do, that's for sure :-X

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler - You can bring your soiled Jay Cutler trunks and see for yourself if you want

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world - I'll explain this separately 8)

16] He isn't going bald ???

17] He is straight - in mind, body, spirit and orientation 8)

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 06:17:49 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:07:20 PM
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 06:18:32 PM »
Quote from: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:11:59 PM
When is your site going up Kiwi? Do you take credit cards or just Netteller, PayPal etc.?

Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 06:20:56 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:18:32 PM
Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)

Too tired and drunk to talk Hollywood, maybe tomorrow. How about that link to your site?
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 06:24:20 PM »
Quote from: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
Too tired and drunk to talk Hollywood, maybe tomorrow. How about that link to your site?

www.monkeystealthepeach.com  8)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 06:24:54 PM »
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2007, 06:29:29 PM »
Quote from: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:24:54 PM
Server not found.

Exactly!

Are you telling me people aren't going to pay good money to see THAT? 8)
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2007, 06:30:24 PM »
Quote from: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:24:54 PM
Server not found.

works for me, looks pretty sweet,
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kiwiol

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 06:32:28 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on May 31, 2007, 06:30:24 PM
works for me, looks pretty sweet,

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Danielson - did he go retarded cause I left? :-\
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 12:19:26 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:17:36 PM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors - what has race got to do with language?

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own - OK, this is false. If  my dad was paying for everything, I'd happily let him pay for the rest of my life ;D

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand - not all of them, just a few of them. What's the big deal? Have you only seen a millionaire in a newspaper?

5] He can make grown men cry - so can you when you post things like

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire - I only said trillionaire cause I didn't want to shock you guys too much ;D

7] He is a world renowned philosopher - Of course I am - just like you are a world renowned bottom whose idea of a great friday night is being tag teamed by the entire local rugby league

8] He can see the future - I see something big, firm and hard entering you somewhere and I think I'm going to throw up

9] He can email a woman into bed - If you can get a woman to ream you with The AssHammer XL 1600, then why can't I? Plus, ask your mom - the bitch keeps begging me for more ::)

10] He eats 6000 calories a day - you swallow 6000 calories worth of freshly milked semen a day, so this is no big deal either

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month - hahaha the easiest thing in the world is to get fat

12] He is the best built natural in the world - this is obviously open to debate, not to mention I'm nowhere near my peak

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him - they won't do the things you will want them to do, that's for sure :-X

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler - You can bring your soiled Jay Cutler trunks and see for yourself if you want

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world - I'll explain this separately 8)

16] He isn't going bald ???

17] He is straight - in mind, body, spirit and orientation 8)

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.


step up your game kiwiol

you used to be hardcore
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 02:09:48 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:18:32 PM
Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)

Fuck this site  ???

I know you don't mean that.  >:(
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 02:18:39 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:17:36 PM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone




So the Marty Feldman theory still stands .....
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kiwiol

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 02:26:04 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 02:09:48 AM
Fuck this site  ???

I know you don't mean that.  >:(

Haha no way - I loooooooooooooove Getbig 8)

Danny boy was asking about my site and I was talking about that mate
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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2007, 09:09:35 AM »
you forgot #18 Uk Gold

18) he's in your head and has u making up long lists about an anynomous dude on the internet

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Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2007, 10:55:41 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on June 01, 2007, 12:19:26 AM
step up your game kiwiol

you used to be hardcore

Again to the rescue eh? :)

What I'm asking mc is if you are upset cause I called your Queen (UK Gold) a bitch? 8)
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