This thread is gay as hell...
Are you saying JumpStart is the kind of "guy" who joins Al-Qaeda and when they ask him if he enlisted to kill some infidels, replies,"Not at all - I heard they shove things into your anus here that explode later on and so, decided to see if it's anything like the stuff from my favorite movie "Sorest rump". Now how about we start with that buttplug there that looks like a small nuclear missile - looks like it would fit me quite nicely" and rubs his hands in glee, Have?