Author Topic: Team Patrick Bateman's approval list (Read 4486 times)

ManBearPig... · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 04:17:54 PM »

We would have vicious sex with this newly discovered gem, and quite possibly let her live to tell about it:

Allison Stokke

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2007, 04:19:21 PM »

Seen that a while ago and she is extremely hot.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2007, 04:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on June 02, 2007, 04:19:21 PM

Seen that a while ago and she is extremely hot.

i just read up on her, apparently she's old news.

either way, i'd axe her up with my penis.

onlyme · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2007, 04:28:08 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 02, 2007, 04:21:49 PM

i just read up on her, apparently she's old news.

either way, i'd axe her up with my penis.

How old news can she be. She is still in high school. Just watched something on here on ESPN or something. She is really hot.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2007, 04:31:39 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on June 02, 2007, 04:28:08 PM

How old news can she be. She is still in high school. Just watched something on here on ESPN or something. She is really hot.

Tre Nuggs, our resident expert on all things schmoe, says she's been in the circles for a while now.

danielson · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2007, 05:37:47 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on June 02, 2007, 04:28:08 PM

How old news can she be. She is still in high school. Just watched something on here on ESPN or something. She is really hot.

Hahaha, good point.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2007, 05:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 02, 2007, 04:17:54 PM

We would have vicious sex with this newly discovered gem, and quite possibly let her live to tell about it:

Allison Stokke

Heavens to Betsy!

Ari_gold · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:04:02 AM »

but he likes blondes, i cant stress the word more..Blondes

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:06:10 AM »

Yeah, she's more of a dirty blonde.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:15:51 AM »

I'd like to take her to Dorsia....I have a reservation at 7

The Monk · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:05:24 PM »

I dunno, half of me wants to take her out and treat her right while the other half wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

The.Giant · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:12:24 PM »

Quote from: The Monk on June 03, 2007, 12:05:24 PM

I dunno, half of me wants to take her out and treat her right while the other half wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

- Ed Gein

Before I go out, I'd like to tie her to the bed and attach a car battery to her nipples. (Book reference)

CRIS · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:23:09 AM »

Word on the street is that she dates a tumbling, tumbling dickwit. And oh, she should take in some lithium.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:41:59 PM »

lol WHO CARES if shes still in high school, look at that body, its cleary ready for reproducing already. id fuck her if she was 14 if she looked like that

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:03:38 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 04, 2007, 12:41:59 PM

lol WHO CARES if shes still in high school, look at that body, its cleary ready for reproducing already. id fuck her if she was 14 if she looked like that

I would ravage her vagina!

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:18:19 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on June 03, 2007, 08:15:51 AM

I'd like to take her to Dorsia....I have a reservation at 7

rofl

When I see a pretty girl pole vaulting, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right....

....and the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

BartBelgium · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:22:21 PM »

mmmm just imagine your cock between those buns

Master Blaster · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2007, 10:34:17 AM »

Explain yourselves.

cgcgraded · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:41:49 PM »

Their into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:54:21 PM »

Quote from: cgcgraded on October 11, 2007, 12:41:49 PM

Their into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

How can I sign up?

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:04:37 PM »

commited suicied after getting nuts about murders and beauty issues...

Master Blaster · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:13:04 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on October 11, 2007, 01:04:37 PM

commited suicied after getting nuts about murders and beauty issues...

All of them?

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on October 11, 2007, 01:13:04 PM

All of them?

Sure.

CRIS · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:27:38 PM »

Nope! Team Patrick Bateman alive and strong!!!

Power Rod is the chairman. Just give him a shout out....

Master Blaster · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:37:58 PM »

Quote from: CRIS on October 11, 2007, 01:27:38 PM

Nope! Team Patrick Bateman alive and strong!!!

Power Rod is the chairman. Just give him a shout out....

How much do I owe you?