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Hustle Man

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Euphemistically speaking: Shoes
« on: June 04, 2007, 10:34:03 AM »
Which would be your advice to a young woman who was interested in shoes?

A) Don’t try on or even touch the shoes unless you know you are going to buy them = Abstain until marriage

B) Try on and wear as many shoes as you like until you find the right fit; buying is a bad word = Indulge herself in promiscuity

C) Pick out a pair of shoes and wear only that pair because she plans to buy them sometime in the near future anyway = Only have sex with her fiancé

Legend:
Shoes = Men
Young woman= Virgin
Wear = Have sex
Touch = Petting (Kissing, Fondling, etc.)
Buy = Marry
Pick out = Get engaged

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Re: Euphemistically speaking: Shoes
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 10:37:16 AM »
hahaha, the girl's board seems to be compelling us to speak in metaphors today.

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Re: Euphemistically speaking: Shoes
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 12:16:11 PM »
Hmmm, tell her to only "invest" in Manolo Blahnik  ;)
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Re: Euphemistically speaking: Shoes
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 01:53:51 PM »
Hmmm, tell her to only "invest" in Manolo Blahnik  ;)

Oooo good advice
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Re: Euphemistically speaking: Shoes
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 02:48:00 PM »
Hmmm, tell her to only "invest" in Manolo Blahnik  ;)

They are lovely... ;)