Author Topic: I RATE (Read 16324 times)

xxxLinda · « **on:** June 04, 2007, 04:03:53 PM »

I'm a 9.9 but still am working on my sense of humour and the other .1%.

xL

sorry darlin' but I so know this. I'm sorry but I am and always have been a perfect size normal. I'm 5'6" with size 5 feet. Great legs. Fab long hair. Big eyes. Nice skin. Perfect female muscles.

I have a wonderful smile and big lips. I tend to worry about other people though.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:05:07 PM »

very funny, linda

xxxLinda · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 04, 2007, 04:05:07 PM

very funny, linda

Naaa, that was sad. If I'm posting that on a bobybuilding website in America I need to get out more.

Whatever.

Are you a 5 or a 6 ?
xL

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:20:18 PM »

1. weak.

2. come back when you have the balls to rate yourself objectively.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:25:10 PM »

I'm nothing if not objective. I know what I am.

You a 3 or a 4?

Good night. Ask everyone else. Answer this thread.

I'm not coming across the Atlantic to prove myself anytime soon. I'm going to Italy. Pronto.

xL

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:32:11 PM »

if you're ever going to grow up, you're going to have to quit relying on crutches. telling yourself that "he wants me, I must be doing ok" is no way to go through life . . .

shit, or get off the pot.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:45:23 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 04, 2007, 04:32:11 PM

if you're ever going to grow up, you're going to have to quit relying on crutches. telling yourself that "he wants me, I must be doing ok" is no way to go through life . . .

shit, or get off the pot.

Darlin, I'm over 30 and nearly 40 so I've totally grown up.

I've never needed crutches although I've done a few hurdles.

& I've always known that everyone wants me and I'm certainly doing okay. All I have to do is say yes or no. I mostly say no thankyou. I have proven to myself that I can have any man I want.

Let other people attempt to get in on this rating themselves thread, ok?
What are you a 000.1?

only kidding, but I can. sorry.
xL

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:47:14 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 04, 2007, 04:45:23 PM

Darlin, I'm over 30 and nearly 40 so I've totally grown up.

let's start at the top . . . do you calculate your age in dog years?

like i said, come back when you're able to be objective.

Good night.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:16:51 PM »

woof.

I'm beating off (read turning down because I'm old enough to be his mother but he doesn't seem to see that ) this 21-year old very broad shouldered with a tiny waist and tight ass hot dropdead 6'2" longhaired Italian guitar player and you're talking about me taking my glasses off or something ?

Look, I had a keypad fight with Mr Arvilla the other night and I'm not in the mood for you.

Get a grip.

You haven't even rated yourself yet. I dare you.
xL

plus would you please let someone else get a word in edgewise?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:48:31 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 04, 2007, 04:03:53 PM

I'm a 9.9 but still am working on my sense of humour and the other .1%.

xL

sorry darlin' but I so know this. I'm sorry but I am and always have been a perfect size normal. I'm 5'6" with size 5 feet. Great legs. Fab long hair. Big eyes. Nice skin. Perfect female muscles.

I have a wonderful smile and big lips. I tend to worry about other people though.

4 your honesty dahlin..u r a 10...

Playboy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:36:39 AM »

I give myself a 12

I'm too nice to people.

PB

Laura Lee · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:31:11 AM »

Personality wise, I think I am a 10. I am pretty nice to everyone (outside of the goons on this board, that I really don't know anyway)

Looks wise, I would go with a 7 1/2.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:40:43 AM »

*******.5
I give you an 8 for being lovely.

Personality and a sense of humour and a love for humankind will get you a 9.5 or 6 or 7.

(no blokes have answered, did you notice?

Hustle Man · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:46:18 AM »

Quote from: Laura Lee on June 05, 2007, 07:31:11 AM

Personality wise, I think I am a 10. I am pretty nice to everyone (outside of the goons on this board, that I really don't know anyway)

Looks wise, I would go with a 7 1/2.

So far I'd call you a 9.2 I am sure after the contest you will be bumped to a 10 though!

Laura Lee · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:59:21 AM »

Awww, thanks Hustler.

we shall see.

you too Linda.

Hustle Man · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:02:07 AM »

Quote from: Laura Lee on June 05, 2007, 07:59:21 AM

Awww, thanks Hustler. we shall see.

you too Linda.

Well I know you are edgy as hell right now hence the 9.2, l

! I am sure you will do well in your comp!

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:09:01 AM »

Personality - 9

Body - 6

Sexy factor cause I'm a great husband that loves my wife with all I have and, being the coolest dad of 5... 10 BABY!!!!!!!WOOOOOHOOO!!!!!

Hustle Man · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:18:11 AM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on June 05, 2007, 08:14:34 AM

LINDA*

personality= 0

looks=0

(hi mom!)

Linda I can't see your pic but your self description was about an 8

xxxLinda · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:18:30 AM »

and do you know, I was so looking forward to reading your post when it came up.

xL

you're disappointing.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Hustle Man on June 05, 2007, 08:18:11 AM

Linda I can't see your pic but your self description was about an 8

You know what, I've only ever prayed to be 51%

I leave the rest to you lot...

ta darlin.
xL

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:26:10 AM »

on good face hair days when i'm feeling extra full of myself i'm a 10

otherwise..an 8

xxxLinda · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:29:41 AM »

so shave

& develop your sense
of humour. It's about all you've got after all.
xL

The Squadfather · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:35:22 AM »

hahahahaha, the delusionality is running wild in this thread.

Hustle Man · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:10:53 AM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 05, 2007, 08:20:17 AM

You know what, I've only ever prayed to be 51%

I leave the rest to you lot...

ta darlin.
xL

Hey 8 is good especially when I am using my imagination. So far I have only seen Jennifer and Laura and they are pegging the meter (in my book here) so far as looks go! I guess I appreciate the beauty that is woman!

Original Sin · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:56:33 AM »

What the hell...

Since I make my living with my body and a damn nice living too boot I am going to say...

4

I give the term Original Bitch new meaning, and if you get close I will push HARD.
I am not a pretty person inside.