Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !
I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.
PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.