Luckiest man alive

[wisconsinBB]

Well, maybe not quite the luckiest, but damn close. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_truck_ride

[Stark]

Deputy said: He spilled his soda but wasn't unhappy

[Andre Nickatina]

He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner

[Stark]

Deputy said: He spilled his soda but wasn't unhappy

[eastcoastbbman]

i think, by definition, he would have been "lucky" if his wheelchair DIDNT become lodged in the grill of a semi.....dont ya think?

this story makes him pretty UNlucky in  my book!! lol!!

[wisconsinBB]

I guess you're right, thats pretty bad luck to get your wheelchair caught in a semi grill.  I guess I just mean lucky he didnt die.   

[Stark]

He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner

Guess who is going to be maggot food in a very short ammount of time
Guess who is sourounded by fuckable females and still cannot get one up

[Mars]

I would pay for the video material on that hahahaha.

[wisconsinBB]

Guess who is going to be maggot food in a very short ammount of time
Guess who is sourounded by fuckable females and still cannot get one up

Lets say Hef only lives for another 3 or 4 years.  Even at his age, he'll be getting more hot ass in those 3 or 4 years than any other man alive, with the exception of goodrum, of course!

[Stark]

Lets say Hef only lives for another 3 or 4 years.  Even at his age, he'll be getting more hot ass in those 3 or 4 years than any other man alive, with the exception of goodrum, of course!

But thats the beauty lol, he cannot get it up even with the help of the blue pills so he is surounded by fuckable blond bitches and cannot fuck them

[Stark]

I would pay for the video material on that hahahaha.

HAHAH I was thinking the same just imagine you are standing on the side of the road and that truck goes by in the front that guy in a wheelchair going...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEe looooooook MAAAAAAAAAA NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!111

[Mars]

HAHAH I was thinking the same just imagine you are standing on the side of the road and that truck goes by in the front that guy in a wheelchair going...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEe looooooook MAAAAAAAAAA NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!111

Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.

[Stark]

Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.

Both arms in the air WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE


Lol I think I would faint laughing as well

[Nuge]

Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.

[wisconsinBB]

Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.

Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.

[Stark]

Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.

Fuck him he was probably asking for it

[Man of Steel]

He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner

Look at all those fvckin tits!!!

[Bast000]

Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.

exactly, he gets to live a miserable life longer, yea real lucky 

[NJ_Slinky]

I bet that was Columbusdude in the wheelchair.

Mack - sloth

[Nuge]

Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.

I meant my comment like this: "life is hard for him, and he's had a harrowing experience." He's lucky he didn't die, but he's unlucky it happened at all... 

[kiwiol]

Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.

Hahahahaha yes Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiny tits have to be crushed in everyway possible

[wood]

I was sitting in the barber shop this morning waiting and this story came on the news and had to laugh out loud!  Apparently I was the only one who thought it was funny b/c the older gentleman getting his hair cut just sat there and stared at me and the barber continued cutting away knowing he wanted to laugh but afraid he might not get a tip from the old geezer...

What's the chances that was an unsuccessful attempt at suicide?

[Stark]

HAHAH here is the news report, the 911 call is gold HAHAHA

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fa_1181321423