Keith, i not mocking your illness. A stomach ulcer is serious business. It could even be life-threatening!
My point is, are you willing to die for hating Sean! That's right Keith, you are hating yourself into an early grave! A stomach ulcer is a warning sign!
You may joke by calling your stomach ulcer 'Sean' , but is an early death, the price you are willing to pay, for being a Sean-hater?
Keith, stop the hating and the ulcer may dissipate!