If every bodybuilder acted like Bob Paris

[ToxicAvenger]

Bravo!




i didn't read all the homophobic comments...except i'll say THOSE are the guys the secreatly yearn the cock...and if you do man....its ok...stop lying to yourself...go get yerself a big one ...walk funny and be happy!

[bigdumbbell]

Bravo!




i didn't read all the homophobic comments...except i'll say THOSE are the guys the secreatly yearn the cock...and if you do man....its ok...stop lying to yourself...go get yerself a big one ...walk funny and be happy!

right on!

[Bodies]

The Anti-Bob: 

[Earl1972]

he sounds much more intelligent than the average person there and he's only 25

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[Alex23]

The Anti-Bob: 

AKA how to tear a lat in 30 seconds.

[christinafitness]

Bob Paris is a role model!
The posts above are a little frustrating, showing rather suboptimal intelligence.

[3Dkiller]

if everyone would act like bob P then everyone would be gay

[Camel Jockey]

The Anti-Bob: 

Why are they throwning the weights around like that? Are they trying to look impressive or are they just fucking dumb?

[The Coach]

if everyone would act like bob P then everyone would be gay

If everyone acted like Bob Paris they would have a sense of civility, professionalism and respect, gay or not, Bob treated everyone equally.

[Camel Jockey]

If everyone acted like Bob Paris they would have a sense of civility, professionalism and respect, gay or not, Bob treated everyone equally.

But now we have Ronnie Coleman who's vocabulary probably consists of a few hundred words.. 

[Stavios]

If everyone acted like Bob Paris they would have a sense of civility, professionalism and respect, gay or not, Bob treated everyone equally.

did you knew him personally Joe ?

he seems like a great guy to me from the videos I saw

[The Coach]

did you knew him personally Joe ?

he seems like a great guy to me from the videos I saw

Yes, we were training partners for about a year.

[Stavios]

Yes, we were training partners for about a year.

awesome
 

[Voice of Doom]

Exactly!  Because who someone is...is defined by their sexuality.  Everything else stems from that.  Like say Da Vinci.   He may have personally led Europe out of the dark ages with painting, sculpture, invention and mathematics...but all those things pale beside the one indisputable fact of importance...he was queer. 

Alexander the Great had a similiar problem.  Most people dont know but in addition to being gay he also did a little conquering...a small fact hardly noticeable when measured up against his "penile tissue" appreciations!  (to quote a favorite theme by one of our fatter members).

You see kiddies, what you do in life, what you write, discover, explorer, create or destroy is irrellevant to what type of person you put your penis into.

In fact, I have made partial list of famous queers who might have done somthing else with their lives every now and then:

FEMALE

Sappho, Greek poet (600 B.C.)

Queen Christina, Swedish ruler (1626-1689)

Madame de Stael, French author (1766-1817)

Emily Dickinson, American poet (1830-1886)

Willa Cather, American author (1873-1947)

Gertrude Stein, American author (1874-1946)

Virginia Woolf, British author (1882-1941)

Vita Sackville-West, British author (1892-1962)

MALE

Zeno, Greek philosopher (500 B.C.)

Sophocles, Greek playwright (496?-406 B.C.)

Socrates, Greek philosopher (470?-399 B.C.)

Aristotle, Greek philosopher (384-322 B.C.)

Alexander the Great, Macedonian ruler (356-323 B.C.)

Emperor Hadrian, Roman ruler (76-138 A.D.)

Richard the Lion-Hearted, British ruler (1157-1199)

Richard II, British ruler (1367-1400)

Leonardo da Vinci, painter-scientist (1452-1519)

Benvenuto Cellini, Italian goldsmith (1500-1571)

Christopher Marlowe, British playwright (1564-1593)

King James I, British ruler (1566-1625)

John Milton, British poet (1608-1674)

Jean Baptiste Lully, French composer (1632-1687)

Frederick the Great, Prussian ruler (1712-1786)

King Gustav III, Swedish ruler (1746-1792)

Baron Alexander von Humboldt, German naturalist (1769-1859)

Lord Byron, British poet (1788-1824)

Hans Christian Andersen, Danish author (1805-1875)

Walt Whitman, American poet (1819-1892)

Samuel Butler, British author (1835-1902)

Algernon Swinburne, British poet (1837-1909)

Petr Ilich Tchaikovsky, Russian composer (1840-1893)

Paul Verlaine, French poet (1844-1896)

Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright (1854-1900)

Frederick Rolfe (Baron Corvo), British author (1860-1913)

Andre Gide, French author (1869-1951)

Marcel Proust, French author (1871-1922)

E. M. Forster, British author (1879-1970)

John Maynard Keynes, British economist (1883-1946)

Sir Harold Nicholson, British author-diplomat (1886-1968)

Capt. Ernst Roehm, German Nazi leader (1887-1934)

T. E. Lawrence, British soldier-author (1888-1935)

Jean Cocteau, French author (1889-1963)

Christopher Isherwood, British author (1904- )

Dag Hammarskjold, Swedish secretary-general U.N. (1905-1961)

W. H. Auden, British-American poet (1907- )

Jean Genet, French playwright (1909- )

Tennessee Williams, American playwright (1911- )

Brendan Behan, Irish author (1923-1964)


The important thing with the list above is not to read their accomplishments...but just insert the word Lesbo, fag, penis puffer, carpet muncher, etc, after.  By doing that we assure ourselves no danger of becoming more intelligent.  And we sure as hell don't want to do that!


Now that we all understand, we can go back to snickering in the corner.


There is no friend anywhere - Lao Tse

[bigdumbbell]

dont forget my cousin mary cheney

[gymforlord]

If everyone acted like Bob Paris they would have a sense of civility, professionalism and respect, gay or not, Bob treated everyone equally.

Amen!!

[gymforlord]

Yes, we were training partners for about a year.

That's totally cool!

[gatomjp]

A classy, smart guy!

[jaejonna]

thats a long list of homos , who gives a fu ck are you a penis puffer ?

[Matt C]

As Tom Platz said, Bob had a deep rooted sense of professionalism that he exhibited in everything he did:

[gymforlord]

As Tom Platz said, Bob had a deep rooted sense of professionalism that he exhibited in everything he did:

THANKS, MATT!

[donrhummy]

As Tom Platz said, Bob had a deep rooted sense of professionalism that he exhibited in everything he did:

Agreed, although I did hear that he was a bit high on himself (no idea if this is true). But forget about BB being more mainstream, who cares. If all BB's looked more like Bob Paris it would simply be a better sport.

[Matt C]

Agreed, although I did hear that he was a bit high on himself (no idea if this is true).

Doesn't seem like Bob at all.    But who knows, I guess it's possible.  I wouldn't think so though.

sport.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Earl1972]

Agreed, although I did hear that he was a bit high on himself (no idea if this is true). But forget about BB being more mainstream, who cares. If all BB's looked more like Bob Paris it would simply be a better sport.

every truly confident person is "high on themselves"

and Matt it is a sport, look it up

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[Matt C]

sport

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!