Fake Television Evangelist I.Q. Test
Take this quiz and find out how much you know about these men.
1. This televangelist has been known to heal phlegm and once, successfully, rebuked a hurricane from heading toward his TV production complex.
2. Who said, "You’d be surprised how well you can praise God in the back seat of a Rolls Royce Phantom 5."
3. Which televangelist said Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel out of her side, taught that Adam could fly and believes the Godhead is actually nine (count ‘em-nine) entities?
4. Who said, "IF you’re an intellectual, you’ll probably go to hell for it."
5. Which televangelist teaches that Jesus was rich and the Apostles were successful businessmen with plenty of money?
6. When sentencing this televangelist to 10 years in prison For money laundering, mail fraud, conspiracy, and interstate transportation of stolen property the judge said "You’ve picked the last flake of flesh from the carcass of the widow you defrauded."
7. Who felt he had to go to a psychiatrist to find out whether or not he was homosexual?
8. Who reports that U.S. interstate highway signs are coded to let U.N. troops know where to attack in order to usher in a one-world government?
9. Who wishes he could have a Holy Ghost machine gun so he can kill his enemies?
10. Which televangelist was banned from British television for airing unsubstantiated testimonials?
11. Which televangelist, while being sentenced for tax fraud, was asked by the judge if he was from another planet?
12. Whose first miracle witnessed was the healing of a pet chicken?
13. Who, when accused of a sexual impropriety defended himself by saying a demon had duplicated him, and that if you see him doing anything bad, it’s not the real him?
14. This preacher proudly displayed himself in bed with a bevy of Playboy Playmates.
15. Who stars in his own worse-than-B movies and charges $930 for his Bible course on tape?
16. Which televangelist owns his own mountain top?
17. Who bought Twitty City and believes white hair is most often found among the holy?
18. This current televangelist was exposed years ago for receiving "words of knowledge" not from God, but from his wife via radio transmitter.
19. When an FCC investigation into his organization’s Finances Found that $ 13 million was unaccounted for, this preacher explained, "Satan got into our computer and lost the money
20. This preacher sells elderships to his church by mail.
21. Who claims U.N troops are currently hiding out in U.S. national parks?
22. While in federal prison this televangelist was publicly claiming to have repented, yet he was selling copies of his appeals papers proclaiming his innocence.
23. Who failed to meet Better Business Bureau standards of reporting income from fund-raising activities?
Answers below
1. Pat Robertson
2. Rev. Ike
3. Benny Hinn
4. Jonathan Bell
5. Fred Price
6. Jim Whittington
7. Jim Bakker
8. Jack & Rexela Van Impe
9. Benny Hinn
10. Morris Cerullo
11. WV Grant
12. Jan Crouch
13. Bob Larson
14. Gene Scott
15. Kenneth Copeland
16. Pat Robertson
17. Paul Crouch
18. Peter Popoff
19. Jim Bakker
20. Morris Cerullo
21. Jack & Rexela Van Impe
22. Jim Bakker
23. All TV evangelists listed here
