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Apples and Wine
« on: June 12, 2007, 10:37:23 AM »

Apples and Wine
 
 
Women are like  apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want  to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting  hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as  good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,  when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right  person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to  the top of the tree.

Now  Men.... Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to  women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into  something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with  all the good apples you  know.

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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 10:39:45 AM »
LMAO...

i needed that  :)
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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 10:53:28 AM »


I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D

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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 11:01:37 AM »

I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D


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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2007, 12:30:50 PM »

I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D

 
    sometimes grapes turn into raisins    ;D

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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2007, 02:33:29 PM »
 
    sometimes grapes turn into raisins    ;D

Hmm joke time let's rock!
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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 04:31:05 AM »
Moral of the story:

Men are like fine wine.
A woman is like an apple.

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Re: Apples and Wine
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 09:42:06 PM »
Apples and Wine
 
 
Women are like  apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want  to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting  hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as  good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,  when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right  person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to  the top of the tree.

Now  Men.... Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to  women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into  something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with  all the good apples you  know.


BRAVO!!! 
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