Whoever wished berzerkfury happybirthday is his bitch

[Bluto]

let it be known

you dont congratulate a piece of shit like that on his birthday and you sure as hell dont make it a sticky

you're all on my shitlist

first you fuck with the guy now you wanna kiss him

thats now how we do it where im from

[Necrosis]

let it be known

you dont congratulate a piece of shit like that on his birthday and you sure as hell dont make it a sticky

you're all on my shitlist

first you fuck with the guy now you wanna kiss him

thats now how we do it where im from

i think your in love to be honest.

[freespirit]

Good! 


I'm now gonna give him my congrats. 

[dan18]

let it be known

you dont congratulate a piece of shit like that on his birthday and you sure as hell dont make it a sticky

you're all on my shitlist

first you fuck with the guy now you wanna kiss him

thats now how we do it where im from

Gee how will we ever sleep at night knowing you disapprove

[Man of Steel]

let it be known

you dont congratulate a piece of shit like that on his birthday and you sure as hell dont make it a sticky

you're all on my shitlist

first you fuck with the guy now you wanna kiss him

thats now how we do it where im from

AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Fury]

hahaha, guess this shows how far into Bluto's head I really am. DavidPaul/Kiwi can delete or unsticky the thread now, the day's over.


Don't worry Bluto, tell us when your birthday is. I'll be sure to chip in for the phillipino hooker so you can finally lose your virginity after 40 years.

By the way, why don't you tell us how you really feel Bluto? 

[Board_SHERIF]

hahaha, guess this shows how far into Bluto's head I really am. DavidPaul/Kiwi can delete or unsticky the thread now, the day's over.


Don't worry Bluto, tell us when your birthday is. I'll be sure to chip in for the phillipino hooker so you can finally lose your virginity after 40 years.

By the way, why don't you tell us how you really feel Bluto? 

Hey little Nick Hersh, how are the bare assed spankings from Mommy latley ??

[The Squadfather]

let it be known

you dont congratulate a piece of shit like that on his birthday and you sure as hell dont make it a sticky

you're all on my shitlist

first you fuck with the guy now you wanna kiss him

thats now how we do it where im from

epic taking the internet too seriously.

[Board_SHERIF]

epic taking the internet too seriously.

Wonder if I can get a spanking from Little Nicky's mom ?

[beatmaster]

epic taking the internet too seriously.

damn, i was gonna say that!

what else we can't do bluto?

[Fury]

Hey little Nick Hersh, how are the bare assed spankings from Mommy latley ??

Aren't you one of those MD dipshits that feels the need to post on Getbig because your piece of shit forum blows? Thought so. 

[Board_SHERIF]

Aren't you one of those MD dipshits that feels the need to post on Getbig because your piece of shit forum blows? Thought so. 

I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh 

[Fury]

I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh  I wanna spanking from Mommy Hersh 

hahaha, let's be honest here. It's my nuts you're after. She wouldn't give a schmoe like you the time of day. Crawl back to MD, you're out of your league here.

[Board_SHERIF]

hahaha, let's be honest here. It's my nuts you're after. She wouldn't give a schmoe like you the time of day. Crawl back to MD, you're out of your league here.

Will you start shaving your arse when you hit puberty ? she likes the smoothness - it turns her on 

[Fury]

Will you start shaving your arse when you hit puberty ? she likes the smoothness - it turns her on 

hahaha, are you seriously interested in my ass? And here I was thinking that it wasn't blatantly obvious that you were after my dick. 

[antcraw]

hahaha BF i heard you put down 4 of these and don't remember the rest of the night but when you woke up your anus hurt and you remember dreaming about bears.

drink of cage fighting champions

[Fury]

hahaha BF i heard you put down 4 of these and don't remember the rest of the night but when you woke up your anus hurt and you remember dreaming about bears.

drink of cage fighting champions

hahahah, I was wondering when Getbig's resident lazy-eyed retard would show up. Never had a Zima in my life so you can stay proud of the fact that you're the only guy that drinks them. Congratulations!



Which way did he go George, which way did he go?!?!?!?! 

[antcraw]

hahahah, I was wondering when Getbig's resident lazy-eyed retard would show up. Never had a Zima in my life so you can stay proud of the fact that you're the only guy that drinks them. Congratulations!



Which way did he go George, which way did he go?!?!?!?! 

haha sure big guy. time to make up some new role-playing scenarios where you're out drinking and the life of the party.  oh yeah and you could put a gunfight in it too, after you caught the guy cheating at cards yeah, that would be cool.   

[Fury]

haha sure big guy. time to make up some new role-playing scenarios where you're out drinking and the life of the party.  oh yeah and you could put a gunfight in it too, after you caught the guy cheating at cards yeah, that would be cool.   

hahaha, how about one of your stories where you try to play it off like you could look someone in the eye? What's it like being able to watch 2 TV's placed at the opposite corners of a room?


Gotta love those pics of you by the way. As if it wasn't bad enough that you're a dork, your friends are even bigger nerds. I'll bet you're the type of guy who'd drink a pitcher of urine and claim that it was one of the best brews you've ever had like the big beer "aficionado" that you are. 


The bitches must love the lazy-eye and slight look of autism on your face. Good for the pity points, but not for getting laid. Hello 25 year old virgin!


Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

[antcraw]

hahaha, how about one of your stories where you try to play it off like you could look someone in the eye? What's it like being able to watch 2 TV's placed at the opposite corners of a room?


Gotta love those pics of you by the way. As if it wasn't bad enough that you're a dork, your friends are even bigger nerds. I'll bet you're the type of guy who'd drink a pitcher of urine and claim that it was one of the best brews you've ever had like the big beer "aficionado" that you are. 


The bitches must love the lazy-eye and slight look of autism on your face. Good for the pity points, but not for getting laid. Hello 25 year old virgin!


Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

3 paragraph meltdown--too easy

haha epic recycling of my jokes, i'm so far in your head.  thanks for replying so quickly.  i'll start another thread about you since it was your b-day.

[Option D]

hahaha, how about one of your stories where you try to play it off like you could look someone in the eye? What's it like being able to watch 2 TV's placed at the opposite corners of a room?


Gotta love those pics of you by the way. As if it wasn't bad enough that you're a dork, your friends are even bigger nerds. I'll bet you're the type of guy who'd drink a pitcher of urine and claim that it was one of the best brews you've ever had like the big beer "aficionado" that you are. 


The bitches must love the lazy-eye and slight look of autism on your face. Good for the pity points, but not for getting laid. Hello 25 year old virgin!


Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

HEY B TO THE F....WHAT DID YOU DRINK ON YOUR BDAY?

[Fury]

HEY B TO THE F....WHAT DID YOU DRINK ON YOUR BDAY?

hahaha, a lot of stuff. Started with some Blue Moon's and worked my way to hard liquor. Can't really remember what I drank towards the end of the night but I was trying a bunch of things. That "beer before liquor, never been sicker" saying doesn't really work on me. I can go back and forth between the two types without a problem.

[Option D]

hahaha, a lot of stuff. Started with some Blue Moon's and worked my way to hard liquor. Can't really remember what I drank towards the end of the night but I was trying a bunch of things. That "beer before liquor, never been sicker" saying doesn't really work on me. I can go back and forth between the two types without a problem.

Sounds like a hell of a night….but the saying does apply to me…if I drink beer and try to move up to the strong stuff. I get the mean headache….

My bday was a month ago…I just drank a bottle of Bacardi while down in miami…

[antcraw]

hahaha, a lot of stuff. Started with some anal play and worked my way to hard cock. Can't really remember what I put in my ass towards the end of the night but I was trying a bunch of things. That "put it in my mouth before my ass" saying doesn't really work on me. I can go back and forth between the two holes without a problem.

sure you can iron man    BTW fixed your story so it is more believable you can thank me later.

[nzmusclemonster]

Sounds like a hell of a night….but the saying does apply to me…if I drink beer and try to move up to the strong stuff. I get the mean headache….

My bday was a month ago…I just drank a bottle of Bacardi while down in miami…

Barcardi  

Dark rum is where its at  

BF Did you get any ass?