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MikeThaMachine

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2007, 03:19:16 AM »
The Gas House
Squats and Thrusts
Your Moms Basement
Fuck Off
Weekend Warrior
Planet Gym
World Fitness
I Just Spit my Food all Over my Screen
Vince Basile's: Safety Fat Gym
Ron Avidan's: Kosher Gym
Craig Titus': Jaguar's on Fire Gym
Jumpstart's: Stan McQuay Gym
225 X 112

Personally I like Getbig, I mean it would be a tribute to this site and the Godfather Ron Avidan. ;D
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2007, 03:37:04 AM »

Craig Titus': Jaguar's on Fire Gym


 ;D

Is it on a corner?  You could have two entrances, and 2 different names.
"The Squat 'til U Puke Juice Monkey Club"
"Betty's Holistic Swiss Ball Health and Beauty Center"

Then separate the 2 halves with a soundproof wall.  Be sure to have a door between the 2 that you can open when you're feeling bored.

Fvck it.  Just call it "Gayer than Yoga"

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2007, 03:38:47 AM »
THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2007, 03:40:31 AM »
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.

old school gym

just a bunch of ppl who love to lift weights, no hating , no nothing just weights!!

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2007, 03:40:49 AM »
Or you could call it Bluto's

but that would cost you 50% of the revenues
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2007, 03:44:46 AM »
Or you could call it Bluto's

but that would cost you 50% of the revenues


Why not "Empire" Gym ::) ::) ::)
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2007, 03:47:27 AM »
EXACTLY! you nailed it buddy! wanna come work with me. lol.

I want to I want to I want to lol :D

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2007, 03:51:32 AM »
Where is this gym gonna be at anyway???
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2007, 05:49:16 AM »
Shooters.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2007, 05:56:35 AM »
Bosu Madness
Metrosex Gym

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2007, 06:19:48 AM »
If the town or city does not already have one, name it after the town.
Ex . " Springboro Fitness" or after some common nickname/ aspect of the town "Port city gym"
This way you tie in with the entire local community.
Good luck. Howard
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2007, 07:05:17 AM »
WHATABOUT THE PUMPSTATION  ??? :D
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2007, 07:26:31 AM »
Universal Gym

The Temple Gym (doz's franchise)

Bust-A-Nut-Hut


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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2007, 08:18:01 AM »
go with something mainstream like

Muscles 'R' Us

Muscle Mart

Budget Muscle

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2007, 08:21:02 AM »
CHRIS MASON'S HOUSE OF CHEAT CURLS AND QUARTER REP T BAR ROWS.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2007, 08:23:39 AM »
bullshit, chris mason doesn't eat peanutbutter.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2007, 08:36:44 AM »
good luck with the gym, you will need it.  hope you aren't looking to make more than a couple thousand a year if you open a hard core gym.
I always find that funny anyway, hard core lifters can get huge in a unisex, everyone welcome type gym so opening a hard core gym is ridiculous from a profit standpoint.
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #117 on: June 15, 2007, 08:38:34 AM »
the funking thunderdome ;D

bench


HAHA! I second THIS!

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2007, 08:40:23 AM »
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2007, 08:41:19 AM »
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM

I thought rooster already had a "curves" under his management?

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #120 on: June 15, 2007, 08:42:55 AM »
I thought rooster already had a "curves" under his management?
hahahaha, no, that would mean that he was into women but we know that Terry Bowerman loves the cock.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #121 on: June 15, 2007, 08:56:02 AM »
My dear Delphic friend,

Sorry I haven't been able to come through and produce any candidate names you might like, these past two months or so. God knows I've tried.

Have you thought of names that are hardcore in a way, but don't evoke images of roided-out bodybuilders throwing 45 lbs plates around like frisbees and being dicks to the 'smaller' members? How about something related to the Greek traditions and legends of athletics and strength? Like Herculeum or Herculaneum?

Just a thought...

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #122 on: June 15, 2007, 08:57:57 AM »
Fit Happens
The Fithouse
Strength and Honor (might want to drug test at the door to keep the "honor" part, though)
Jacked Fitness
Pain, Veins and Gains
Brutality Fitness (for the trolls on the boards)
Ownership Fitness (just for squadfather)


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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #123 on: June 15, 2007, 09:43:11 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LIFT

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #124 on: June 15, 2007, 10:27:28 AM »
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM
HAHAAHAHAHAAAHA