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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2007, 06:52:54 PM »
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #76 on: June 14, 2007, 07:02:18 PM »
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #77 on: June 14, 2007, 07:13:09 PM »
Bankruptcy in 6 months GYM




80% do go belly up right away..   80% of franchise gyms make it long after 10 years..   You do the math..

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #78 on: June 14, 2007, 07:16:40 PM »

80% do go belly up right away..   80% of franchise gyms make it long after 10 years..   You do the math..

Exactly, a point I was politely trying to get at earlier. My gym is one of the 20% non-franchises that has succeeded so I know it can be done and I wish Upthedosage all the best, but like you said those are the statistics.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #79 on: June 14, 2007, 07:18:09 PM »
Depends, this gym has alot of potential if your in the right area, and you get your name out in the open. It will attract ALOT of athletes, HS kids, and dad's who want to push their kids to the athletic edge your business, has many angles.
If you know alot about lifting or have ever played college ball, then you might be best naming the gym after yourself for marketing and branding purposes.
Like for instance "Billy Bob's Fitness Center"
Then hire HS kids, that play sports, and open up a traiing camp during the summer, and talk to the coaches.
Bodda Bing

Also these types of gyms are dying out! People are looking for them but falling short, buy cheap good quality equipment little by little over time.

Now that my 2 cents are out of the way....back to names


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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #80 on: June 14, 2007, 07:22:47 PM »
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #81 on: June 14, 2007, 07:25:34 PM »
OLD SCHOOL FITNESS

vinny  you aren;t a senior yet

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #82 on: June 14, 2007, 08:37:47 PM »
McDonalds

ILS - House of Delusion

Own Zone

"The Firm"

Mower's Gym

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #83 on: June 14, 2007, 08:39:45 PM »
hahahaha, the only things big on him are his ears, attitude and love for the penis.
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2007, 08:41:49 PM »
McDonalds

ILS - House of Delusion

Own Zone

"The Firm"

Mower's Gym


lmao........
are you delusional?

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2007, 08:45:20 PM »
Fwiw - "Own Zone" and "The Firm" were serious, but ILS is probably better.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2007, 09:16:05 PM »
Silver's Gym.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2007, 09:48:14 PM »
iron works


btw...gotta bump this thread...funny as shit ;D

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2007, 09:53:03 PM »

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2007, 09:58:59 PM »
Star Wars

(You can have green covered benches, and let members play with their saber swords in the shower)

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2007, 10:19:32 PM »
LMAO! I knew you guys would come through for me! Thanks for all the ideas. Even "Monkeys Throwing Poop" and my personal favorite "Bankrupty in 6 Months Gym," are appreciated. lol.

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2007, 10:35:57 PM »
Legend

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #92 on: June 14, 2007, 10:44:55 PM »
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.

Damn, that's fucking awesome!


Hope it's a success, man!
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2007, 11:05:12 PM »
"House of Pain" or you could go with "Evolution Fitness" should you decide to go in a different direction down the road  ;D ;)
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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2007, 11:10:42 PM »
House of Syringes
Men in Tights
Fitness Heaven
Health Club
Fitness & Health

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2007, 11:11:54 PM »
Goodrum's House of Delusion

Adonis Skin & Bones Club

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2007, 11:15:10 PM »
"Brutal Workouts, Epic Equipment, Monster Staff"

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2007, 11:22:29 PM »
99% of people, even the hardcore crowd, join a gym for two reasons...

1. price
2. convenience

as far as names go many gyms are now going for a logo with their name on top and a few descriptive words beneath it.

eg.

Trafalgar Street Gym
affordable, friendly, convenient


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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #98 on: June 14, 2007, 11:40:27 PM »

Health Club


we have a winner!!!!!!!! :o

it has a nice ring t it....

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Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2007, 12:22:36 AM »
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