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How long should she be in jail.
« on: June 14, 2007, 05:49:51 PM »
Woman jailed for testicle attack 
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

  I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti 

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
 

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 05:54:06 PM »
Woman jailed for testicle attack 
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

  I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti 

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
 


On the plus side, he should have no problem getting a scrip for HRT.

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2007, 06:54:35 PM »
damn brutal

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 06:55:44 PM »
I heard she could close the Captains of Crush #4 without a problem!

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 07:04:29 PM »
hahah psycho bitches you used to bang... it's so easy to reject them and watch them go crazy before your very eyes   ;D

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 07:25:29 PM »
hahah psycho bitches you used to bang... it's so easy to reject them and watch them go crazy before your very eyes   ;D

Why the fuck is it that crazy women suck the best dick?

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 08:01:10 PM »
Why the fuck is it that crazy women suck the best dick?

because they consider it an extension of their lips and that they're taking your life force...

... and they think it will make you love them  ::)

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »
because they consider it an extension of their lips and that they're taking your life force...

... and they think it will make you love them  ::)

Well, in my defense... it is a lot easier to love a girl that sucks a mean dick, LOL!

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 08:36:57 PM »
Well, in my defense... it is a lot easier to love a girl that sucks a mean dick, LOL!

do her eyelids flutter uncontrollably during said blowjob

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 09:33:37 PM »
do her eyelids flutter uncontrollably during said blowjob

I'm convinced evoloution programmed that weakness into us men to ensure species survival. "When the dick gets hard, the mind goes soft", isn't an old saying for nothing. :)

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 06:48:36 AM »
life

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 07:31:08 AM »
She tried to eat a fresh, bloody testicle?????

WTF?

At least she could cook it with some salt and pepper...  :-X

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Re: How long should she be in jail.
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2007, 12:26:10 PM »
that girls got some balls
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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 01:07:29 PM »
funny thing is she said that shes "not violent" but then tried to eat the said testicle like she was on the set of hannibal rising.

yup, when i get into a scuffle i try to consume the other persons bodyparts.

flawless victory.

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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 01:43:19 PM »
If a man cut a woman's ovary out during a fight and tried to eat it all hell would break loose.

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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 01:48:53 PM »
If a man cut a woman's ovary out during a fight and tried to eat it all hell would break loose.
Hahaha. Exactly. Now they're probably saying: "Poor woman, fell in love with the wrong man and made a bad choice."
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