the type of kid who would put on your mom's garter belt, stockings, high heels, crotchless panties and makeup and have the local Men's Bowling League over for blowjobs and when your mom would come home early and catch you you would say, "but mom i'm only doing what i saw "dad" doing the other day and besides, you told me to make some friends" with your face covered in semen, hahahahahahaha, oh brother gayer than angled Smith Machines.