Author Topic: CAGEFIGHTING/MMA BADASS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 2773 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** June 17, 2007, 01:47:24 PM »

comeon, let's hear from some of you titans who battle it out in the cage, seems like every other guy on here has some fighting experience, let's hear some stories of some brutal battles in the cage!!!!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:48:36 PM »

Cagefighters are fags.

Hope this helps

The Squadfather · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:49:57 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 17, 2007, 01:48:36 PM

Cagefighters are fags.

Hope this helps

YOU MUTHERFUCCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU I'LL MAKE YOU TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S BATTLE IT OUT IN THE CAGE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SirTraps · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:50:20 PM »

Strangely enough there are even more posters on here with a 500+ pound bench than there are cage fighters, but youre right-half of the UFC must post on here.

Mars · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:50:37 PM »

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:51:18 PM »

The skinny guy on the right is a "cagefighter":

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:52:15 PM »

CAGE FIGHTING IS CATABOLIC!

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:20:05 PM »

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Mars on June 17, 2007, 02:20:05 PM

hahahahahahaha.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:05:18 PM »

bump.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM »

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:20:40 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

hahahahhaa, yes!!!!!!!!!! more stories like this.

wootwoot · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:21:42 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

that's one of the funniest things i've ever read here

onlyme · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:26:08 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

Yea, well I've been looking for you. I am one of the guys you killed but in the hospital they gave me a bunch of GH and roids and I'm back. I'm looking for you now. Who says roids are bad for you.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:27:49 PM »

i'm gonna buy some Tap Out gear tomorrow and a couple of cases of Xyience and destroy some people in the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:30:46 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

Absolutely brilliant stuff!

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:35:27 PM »

hahaha what was the name of this jigga?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:38:26 PM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on June 17, 2007, 06:35:27 PM

hahaha what was the name of this jigga?

Big G Man

GigantorX · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2007, 06:56:18 PM »

Well, I have a story about something related to "hey, dont mess with that guy, he is training for the UFC" or whatever.

I'm in downtown Chicago one night a while ago after a Sox/Cubs game. Me and my buddies are at the Burrito House and a fight breaks out between 1-2 guys and this latino gentleman eating. The one "big guy" was pissed because the latin guy said that Cleveland is a shit hole (it is I know) and the "big guy" is now talking about how the Bulls suck and tells the obviously 'south of the border' guy to "go back to Asia". So, the latin guy throws his coke at the loud douche bag and walks outside while saying "fuck you lets do this" the big guy does not go outside, instead he punches through the plate glass window out front and tries to run away. The next thing you know the cops are there and he is in the back of a squad while his little friend tells me that "its a good thing that mexican guy did not want fight cause my buddy is training for the UFC right now...." and im like "oh man, yeah its a good thing" trying the hold the laughter in. All the while thinking right back to this website and to how people actually think this way. What is "training for the UFC/cage fighting" anyways? sparing, shadowboxing, kicking a heavybag? Gimmie a fucking break.

The point of this long story, is that it seems that it is no longer "oh man, everyone is a comedian" it is now
"oh brother everyone is a cage fighter".

gordiano · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:02:04 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 17, 2007, 06:15:22 PM

funny you should bring this up..i just happen to have spent 6 months in thailand last yearwith a couple of my ex-marine buddies ( two of whom are also millionaires) running an underground full-contact cage fighting operation. i personally went 34-2 during that period having actually killed 16 of my opponents in the cage. i eventually had to leave back to the states because i ran into some trouble with the thai mob and also because my modeling career here is more lucrative anyway

You must suck. 2 loses?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:09:02 PM »

I've been in the NYC underground cage fighting scene for 4 years..

I retired though and I'm officially known as Rocky "500lbs bench" Johnson on the streets. I went 59-0, and was called the minority version of Rocky Marciano. But I bet against the mafia in another fight and lost my house. I won it back in a cage fight later. Anyways, that was a close call so I retired. I made millions and invested in US treasury bills and various stocks. I used to belong to Mensa, but I got hit in the head so many times, my IQ went down like 20 points.

I'm selling my story to National Geographic and E!

phreak · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2007, 02:58:47 AM »

When I was young I fought on a daily basis. However, they pussified the rules so that I couldn't use my signature move any more. And since I am not a good kicker and only a fair puncher, I left the sport for good. Maybe I should do some no-holds-barred underground matches, and clean up with my feared rectum wrecker move.

Playboy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:58:33 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 17, 2007, 01:48:36 PM

Cagefighters are fags.

Hope this helps

Bullseye...all they do is roll around the mat. No martial arts used whatsoever. B.S.

PB

Faust · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2007, 06:00:13 AM »

Recently i haven't been lifting that much. I find that the massive amount of muscle i am carrying slows me down in the cage. I'm training more for functional strength right now, and focus less on my lifts. Sure, i bench press 400 for reps now and then, but that's nothing compared to before.
Due to some good investments i made a couple of millions and i was able to retire at 25. I now am training fulltime for the sport and i gotta tell, they better give me a good opponent or i might kill somebody. With my different techniques and skills i would crush Tyson at his prime, no doubt. There's a reason they're calling me "Mad Dog Faust" on the streets, so you guys better watch out before you start talking smack to me.

thewickedtruth · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2007, 06:13:23 AM »

onlyme cage fights! ANIMAL CAGE FIGHTS! I hear he likes to fuck with bears!