Bezerk Fury is stalking me!!!!!!

[UK Gold]

He has started following me around in threads and posting ten thousand word nuclear meltdowns - all because i asked for his opinion on a fight. This seemed pretty reasonable, after all, he is training for the UFC.

Bizzarely he is claiming i'm obsessed with him, even though i haven't posted about him for months. In truth i felt sorry for him after he was exposed as a 120lb ex juicer with teeth like a genetically mutated Mr Ed.

What is wrong with this kid? Is he ok? Should i ring his parents and tell them he needs professional help?

[freespirit]

I guess you've hit a nerve.   

[kiwiol]

He has started following me around in threads and posting ten thousand word nuclear meltdowns - all because i asked for his opinion on a fight. This seemed pretty reasonable, after all, he is training for the UFC.

Bizzarely he is claiming i'm obsessed with him, even though i haven't posted about him for months. In truth i felt sorry for him after he was exposed as a 120lb ex juicer with teeth like a genetically mutated Mr Ed.

What is wrong with this kid? Is he ok? Should i ring his parents and tell them he needs professional help?

Maybe you should show him what kinda 'guy' you are

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

[UK Gold]

Just a quick reminder of Arvin Patel's lies:

1] His daddy is a billionaire

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand

5] He can make grown men cry

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire

7] He is a world renowned philosopher

8] He can see the future

9] He can email a woman into bed

10] He eats 6000 calories a day

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month

12] He is the best built natural in the world

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world

16] He isn't going bald

17] He is straight

18] He is writing a book about getbig - which he will dedicate to Sarcasm

19] He is going to give 5% of his websites profits to Sarcasm

       Still want to play Arvin, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[kiwiol]

Just a quick reminder of Arvin Patel's lies:

1] His daddy is a billionaire

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand

5] He can make grown men cry

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire

7] He is a world renowned philosopher

8] He can see the future

9] He can email a woman into bed

10] He eats 6000 calories a day

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month

12] He is the best built natural in the world

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world

16] He isn't going bald

17] He is straight

18] He is writing a book about getbig - which he will dedicate to Sarcasm

19] He is going to give 5% of his websites profits to Sarcasm

       Still want to play Arvin, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

LMAO @ Arvin Patel and the list

However, none of the items in the list can compare with this

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

[noc]

In truth i felt sorry for him after he was exposed as a 120lb ex juicer with teeth like a genetically mutated Mr Ed.

Take it easy on Nick now...he just got owned by a kid in another thread and might be on suicide watch again - that is an accurate description though 

[bigmc]

Just a quick reminder of Arvin Patel's lies:

1] His daddy is a billionaire

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand

5] He can make grown men cry

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire

7] He is a world renowned philosopher

8] He can see the future

9] He can email a woman into bed

10] He eats 6000 calories a day

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month

12] He is the best built natural in the world

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world

16] He isn't going bald

17] He is straight

18] He is writing a book about getbig - which he will dedicate to Sarcasm

19] He is going to give 5% of his websites profits to Sarcasm

       Still want to play Arvin, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

you forgot that he chooses too live in a one bedroom shit hole and work in a call centre for minimum wage even though he is a multi millionaire

[kiwiol]

you forgot that he chooses too live in a one bedroom shit hole and work in a call centre for minimum wage even though he is a multi millionaire

I honestly don't get it - which item on that list is that hard to believe

[bigmc]

I honestly don't get it - which item on that list is that hard to believe

only number 1 through to 19

[kiwiol]

only number 1 through to 19

There's quite a few that have been left out, for sure, but I still don't see what's the big deal about the list.

But of course, that's just me

[bigmc]

There's quite a few that have been left out, for sure, but I still don't see what's the big deal about the list.

But of course, that's just me

here is a clue

you are insane

hope that helps

[kiwiol]

here is a clue

you are insane

hope that helps

At least I don't deepthroat whatever's hanging through the gloryhole and call it 'a service to the fine, young men' of our country

[bigmc]

At least I don't deepthroat whatever's hanging through the gloryhole and call it 'a service to the fine, young men' of our country

last year called it wants its posts back

[kiwiol]

last year called it wants its posts back

Musclebears & cubs called - they have a whole lot of used condoms they're happy for you to pick up as usual

[bigmc]

Musclebears & cubs called - they have a whole lot of used condoms they're happy for you to pick up as usual

thanks for proving my point

[Fury]

I can't get UKGold to stop talking about me. Be it on the entertainment board, the MMA board or the G&O, I'm in this guy's head and I don't even know why. Maybe it's the fact that I'm not supportive of his desire to have his girlfriend plow the shit out of him?

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

Get off my nuts. I'm not in dildo pleasures.

[Option D]

I can't get UKGold to stop talking about me. Be it on the entertainment board, the MMA board or the G&O, I'm in this guy's head and I don't even know why. Maybe it's the fact that I'm not supportive of his desire to have his girlfriend plow the shit out of him?


Get off my nuts. I'm not in dildo pleasures.

UK= gayest homo on getbig and quite possibly the entire world

[Fury]

UK= gayest homo on getbig and quite possibly the entire world

I went to the E board for the first time last week just because I was bored and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I go on the MMA board and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I'm on the G&O and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. He's got every single picture of mine saved to his harddrive and seems to have a massive hard-on for me. Now he's making more threads about me because I bumped his old dildo post.


As if he hadn't been the longest running joke next to xpac2 on this board, he sure is doing a good job of it now.

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

[Prof Moriarty]

hahaha, this day should be called "Berzerk Fury Day" with all the bottom bitches coming out of the wood work to assault the Legend.

[Fury]

hahaha, this day should be called "Berzerk Fury Day" with all the bottom bitches coming out of the wood work to assault the Legend.

hahahaha, what cracks me up about my legion of nuthuggers is that despite the fact that they continue to talk about me for months on end, they still can't spell my name right.  Guess that's what happens when you're a homosexual Brit with crooked teeth and a 110 pound physique despite taking a gram of test per week. 

[Option D]

I went to the E board for the first time last week just because I was bored and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I go on the MMA board and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I'm on the G&O and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. He's got every single picture of mine saved to his harddrive and seems to have a massive hard-on for me. Now he's making more threads about me because I bumped his old dildo post.


As if he hadn't been the longest running joke next to xpac2 on this board, he sure is doing a good job of it now.

From the looks of his stalkerish ways coupled with his love for le coq in le arse....he might be trying to get you to be the next depositer...i know its gross but im just putting 2 and 2 together

[Fury]

From the looks of his stalkerish ways coupled with his love for le coq in le arse....he might be trying to get you to be the next depositer...i know its gross but im just putting 2 and 2 together

hahaha, unfortunately that's what I was thinking too. Good thing I'm homophobic.

[Option D]

hahaha, unfortunately that's what I was thinking too. Good thing I'm homophobic.

yeah man i dont wish that upon you....im just sayin..

the homo strong in that one...

[UK Gold]

UK= gayest homo on getbig and quite possibly the entire world

Ok, 'big_mal' Over 2000 posts and this is the first time i've heard of you. And i've already forgotton.

I went to the E board for the first time last week just because I was bored and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I go on the MMA board and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. I'm on the G&O and what do I see? UKGold talking about me. He's got every single picture of mine saved to his harddrive and seems to have a massive hard-on for me. Now he's making more threads about me because I bumped his old dildo post.


As if he hadn't been the longest running joke next to xpac2 on this board, he sure is doing a good job of it now.

Meltdown

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Uk Gold a man I can relate too!!


We both like it hard in the ass, I was where you are now, wondering how to get a massive geezer to bum him, hiding from the straight friends in gay bars.

Don't worry mate after your first anal driving you'll never turn back, relax and let it happen


ta ta