"IMA SPLIT DIS CROWD LIKE DAT JEW MOSES SPLIT TAH RED SEA! THEZ FAN BE THINKIN I BE MOSES AND THEY BE TEH ISRAELITES AND JAY THE CRACKHEAD BE THE PHAROH! OH WEEE! ALL THIS PREPARIN FO TEH SHOW GETIN ME SO HONGRY, BUT LAWD KNOW A BLACK MAN CAN EAT DHAT MUCH IN AMERICA!"