Author Topic: Caption this! Part 1 & 2 (Read 6256 times)

gordiano · « **on:** June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM »

I'll start....

Guy on bike: Holy shit, someone call animal control, a gorilla got out!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:08:33 PM »

maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.

gordiano · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:11:28 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:08:33 PM

maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.

Are you kidding? Look at the shorts, they look like they're gonna tear in half....

AVBG · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:08:33 PM

maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.

I think its more of the angle of the shot.

Back on topic..

"how am I supposed to do my BB lunges...where's my weight boy?".

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:12:59 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:11:28 PM

Are you kidding? Look at the shorts, they look like they're gonna tear in half....

i think that's just the way the material is, like i said i think it's just the picture and the fact that his quads are totally covered and also the fact that his arms are absloutely massive beyond belief.

gordiano · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:13:43 PM »

Guy on bike: Holy shit! It's the missing link!

Blockhead · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:14:53 PM »

Guy on Bike: "Awww snap! Iz dat be dat nig ga Big Spade from da' San-Q? When he all git out and be home free? "

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:15:28 PM »

"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:16:47 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on June 21, 2007, 04:15:28 PM

"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

are you suggesting that there was a free watermelon giveaway around there, Bast?

gordiano · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:17:36 PM »

Guy on Bike: WTF? I can't believe it......that man has a flat top....I thought that shit went out with parachute pants....

Jeriko · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:18:13 PM »

"damn rappers!!"

garraeth · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on June 21, 2007, 04:12:29 PM

I think its more of the angle of the shot.

Back on topic..

"how am I supposed to do my BB lunges...where's my weight boy?".

yeah it looks like some funky pseudo fish-eye lense (I'm not a photo person -- ask Issac) or something weird like that...distorting the image to fit more in.

gordiano · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:20:22 PM »

Ronnie: Ser, cood ya'lls till mee were's da titty's bar is?

Guy on bike: Fuck you, man!

Ronnie: Dat men's needz jeezus!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:24:22 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:20:22 PM

Ronnie: Ser, cood ya'lls till mee were's da titty's bar is?

Guy on bike: Fuck you, man!

Ronnie: Dat men's needz jeezus!

ahahahaha

I bet people ask him how he got that big and he replies, "CUZ I GOTZ JESUS' STRENGTH AND GAWD'S TU!"

The Squadfather · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:26:42 PM »

good 'ol steroids, GH, insulin, ephedrine, Lasix, clenbuterol, nubain, vitamins, creatine, whey protein, 12 chicken tenders, KC Masterpiece, grits, Oxycontin.

Original Sin · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:31:49 PM »

I'm an IFBB Pro!
Can I clean your window for spare change?

Quote from: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #16 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:32:50 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:26:42 PM

good 'ol steroids, GH, insulin, ephedrine, Lasix, clenbuterol, nubain, vitamins, creatine, whey protein, 12 chicken tenders, KC Masterpiece, grits, Oxycontin.

Gotta have oxycotin after those tears he suffered. And if you're that big you gotta have a shitty back problems..

When I started packing on size I started to have lower back problems. Deadlifts have actually fixed my lower back and improved my overall posture.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #17 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:33:34 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on June 21, 2007, 04:15:28 PM

"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Hahah that is a good one bast.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:35:04 PM »

"where be da welfare office and da nearest Popeye's chicken?"

phyxsius · « **Reply #19 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:28:36 PM »

Ronnie: Here comes the Black Militant General and I will restore the blacks in Spain!!!

Bast000 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:23:10 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:35:04 PM

"where be da welfare office and da nearest Popeye's chicken?"

HAHAHA

leonp1981 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:27:31 PM »

"Since losing his Mr Olympia title, Ronnie has been forced to take on part-time work to pay for his 'training expenses'!!!"

spotter · « **Reply #22 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:29:13 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM

I'll start....

Guy on bike: Holy shit, someone call animal control, a gorilla got out!

"I Can't Put My Arms Down"!!!!!

odilly · « **Reply #23 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:31:03 PM »

guy on bike " shit i need bigger bike to pick up that hooker"

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #24 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:32:02 PM »

"Hi, I'm Ronnie Coleman, a black retard who wears weightlifting gloves out on the street"

Author Topic: Caption this! Part 1 & 2 (Read 6256 times)

AVBG

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