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Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« on: June 21, 2007, 05:18:37 PM »
Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?

Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?

How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there.  ;D
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 05:19:59 PM »
Bast has got a good build. He should be able to score chicks easily

Maybe he's still in tha closet?
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 05:20:46 PM »
if you saw how deformed his penis is due to a botched circumcision, you wouldnt be suprised.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 05:21:29 PM »
Quote from: sarcastic on June 21, 2007, 05:20:46 PM
if you saw how deformed his penis is due to a botched circumcision, you wouldnt be suprised.

Are you saying you saw his pee-pee?
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 05:21:54 PM »
Quote from: DF on June 21, 2007, 05:18:37 PM
Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?

Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?

How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there.  ;D
Feel better about yourself now?
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 05:22:28 PM »
Quote from: pumpher on June 21, 2007, 05:21:29 PM
Are you saying you saw his pee-pee?
bast posted a pic of it a while back.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 05:22:32 PM »
Bast probably came into that shape later in life. Like after 19 or 20.

Maybe he had a lonely childhood or was overweight, there for never developing social skills? A guy could have a six pack and still be a virgin, it's possible.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 05:23:30 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on June 21, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
Bast probably came into that shape later in life. Like after 19 or 20.

Maybe he had a lonely childhood or was overweight, there for never developing social skills? A guy could have a six pack and still be a virgin, it's possible.
i think 'bast' is 19 or 20 now.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 05:24:40 PM »
Quote from: sarcastic on June 21, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
i think 'bast' is 19 or 20 now.

He's 23 if I recall.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 05:31:47 PM »
There are some rumors that Bast has issues.

A 23 year old man is not a virgin without having a shitload of issues.

Physique or not, if he's a mental wreck, he's not going to get this handled in the near future ;D
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 05:33:50 PM »
Quote from: DF on June 21, 2007, 05:31:47 PM
There are some rumors that Bast has issues.

A 23 year old man is not a virgin without having a shitload of issues.

Physique or not, if he's a mental wreck, he's not going to get this handled in the near future ;D
His sex life is his personal business. I don't see why you are intrested unless you are wondering he is gay which would then make you questionable.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 05:35:35 PM »



This average looking girl scared him away. ;D
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 06:31:53 PM »
You know you got problems when you are posting pictures of your deformed cock on the internet hahahaha
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 06:32:42 PM »
Virgin 23 year old:

 ;D
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 06:33:32 PM »
Quote from: pobrecito on June 21, 2007, 06:31:53 PM
You know you got problems when you are posting pictures of your deformed cock on the internet hahahaha

Hahaha what do you expect from a creepy 23 year old virgin?
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007, 06:35:28 PM »
Quote from: DF on June 21, 2007, 06:32:42 PM
Virgin 23 year old:

 ;D

whos that ???
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007, 06:36:43 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on June 21, 2007, 06:35:28 PM
whos that ???


The nose face of a virgin 23 year old.

You can see the desperation and shyness in his eyes. ahahha.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007, 06:42:02 PM »
Bastianino's main problem with the ladies is that he carries over "getbig" humor into real life.

like some girl will say "hi Bast, how are you? i'm suzy", and he'll go "ha ha, epic bodyfat covering, brutal lack of silicone tits, gayer than AIDS" to her, kinda like how the newbies are welcomed.  girls will then run.

bast, trying to salvage the situation, will say "come on, let's rape each other!  ha ha, here's my dick!!!" and then proceed to whip it out.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2007, 06:49:07 PM »
go to a local bar and fuck a fat chick. not very hard
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2007, 06:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on June 21, 2007, 06:42:02 PM
Bastianino's main problem with the ladies is that he carries over "getbig" humor into real life.

like some girl will say "hi Bast, how are you? i'm suzy", and he'll go "ha ha, epic bodyfat covering, brutal lack of silicone tits, gayer than AIDS" to her, kinda like how the newbies are welcomed.  girls will then run.

bast, trying to salvage the situation, will say "come on, let's rape each other!  ha ha, here's my dick!!!" and then proceed to whip it out.

thats not a successful ploy then.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2007, 06:54:33 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 07:03:09 PM »
i'm saving myself for the right woman. 
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2007, 07:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on June 21, 2007, 07:03:09 PM
i'm saving myself for the right woman. 


It's funny, you're trying to joke it all away..

But you really are a virgin, and you've never had a GF..

You're not exactly a "man among men", eh?  ;D  more like the silent loser too afraid to approach a girl.
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2007, 07:08:47 PM »
i've said this before, i'll say it again.

Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?
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Re: Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2007, 07:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on June 21, 2007, 07:08:47 PM
i've said this before, i'll say it again.

Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?

Very hard to tell. A fucking shy wuzzbag girl named Bastiano does sound kind of creepy
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