...You just know every one of these delusional beasts walked out of the show with a gallon sized water jug, fanny pack full of Myoplex bars, quick fasten button pants and some chick with lopsided fishbowl breast implants and C-section scar...
Man!
I think that one of the questions I would ask myself prior to competition, (in these days of the Internet) is this:
"Would I pass the "GetBig" test?
If not....you better grow a HUGE pair...and QUICK!
Mufasa