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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2007, 04:39:06 PM »
http://enlist.50megs.com/ODDJOBS/advertising.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHA

I clicked on the link and..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHA...damn I can't stop...........HAAHAHAHA HAHAA......LAUGHING!!!!

So this is what he spent 200K to build? ::)  Oh brother, gayer than claiming you're a billionaire and living in a government-subsidized apartment...

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2007, 04:42:38 PM »
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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2007, 04:43:44 PM »
haha, some 200K website.  Check out the format of the forums... ::)

http://talk.smfforfree3.com/

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2007, 04:52:33 PM »
I like Kiwi, always have, but the site needs work to put it mildly. I myself have built better sites, and in case anyone has not noticed I am hardly Einstein. Kiwi....rework the whole design, and I think there may be conceptual flaws as well.

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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2007, 04:53:25 PM »
Pretty cool site, should be a real moneymaker.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2007, 04:54:59 PM »
I like Kiwi, always have, but the site needs work to put it mildly. I myself have built better sites, and in case anyone has not noticed I am hardly Einstein. Kiwi....rework the whole design, and I think there may be conceptual flaws as well.

Are you trying to say that The Oracle just wasted $200K ??? ;D

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2007, 04:56:02 PM »
WTF is going on with that website

hello... freshman level graphic design course needed before the next "Google" should be attempted

 ;D  I know kiwi isn't done yet

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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2007, 04:58:58 PM »
I like how he has two banners for rent and gives out one to Getbig for free, permanently. Pretty good businessman.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2007, 05:04:43 PM »
If that actually is the site I honestly kind of feel sorry for the guy.

But not sorry enough to pay five bucks to be his friend.

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2007, 05:05:50 PM »
He should have asked 240orbust for help.

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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2007, 05:06:32 PM »
He should have asked 240orbust for help.

The Oracle never stoops to the level of us mere mortals ;D

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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2007, 05:12:53 PM »
BAHAHAHA!!

that site didn't cost SHIT. 50megs is a FREE web hosting service (though he probably used the $3.95/mo option to take the ads off), he obviously coded the thing in something like microsoft frontpage, the images are obviously done in MS paint. obviously no one with any understanding of business OR web development had any part in this trainwreck.

holy balls, kiwi. that is the worst website i've ever seen.

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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2007, 05:15:01 PM »
The Oracle never stoops to the level of us mere mortals ;D

Dude knows his shit... until all those conspiracies and crazy get going on in his head. :)

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2007, 05:15:56 PM »
Kiwi's real trade is selling purebred samoan babies in the black market..

Word on the street is that he's got a newborn that's from the same family as the Rock and Troy Polamalu..

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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2007, 05:18:43 PM »
BAHAHAHA!!

that site didn't cost SHIT. 50megs is a FREE web hosting service (though he probably used the $3.95/mo option to take the ads off), he obviously coded the thing in something like microsoft frontpage, the images are obviously done in MS paint. obviously no one with any understanding of business OR web development had any part in this trainwreck.

holy balls, kiwi. that is the worst website i've ever seen.

He said is cost him 200 grand. He has an assistant to help him run it too, there are like 6 posts on it already, it's going to take an army to keep that site running.
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2007, 05:22:51 PM »
He said is cost him 200 grand. He has an assistant to help him run it too, there are like 6 posts on it already, it's going to take an army to keep that site running.

i have literally no idea where all that money went. if he had that kind of a budget he could have at least sprung for his own domain. mine costs me $10 a month in hosting, i sprung $30 for a better counter. unless peewee found a way to sink $200k into making the images or coding that fiasco, i have a feeling he accidentally gave us the total in yen. and forgot the decimal point.

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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2007, 05:25:34 PM »
I can't believe how gullible you morons are. No site costs $200k to make.  ::)


The best is watching the clowns like Joey Tits think he's insulting the guy. Looks like Kiwiol put a fast one by everyone.

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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2007, 05:30:06 PM »

The best is watching the clowns like Joey Tits think he's insulting the guy.

...and watching clowns like Nick Hersh think he's insulting Joey Tito by continually referencing his name in every post he makes. ::)

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2007, 05:33:59 PM »
I can't believe how gullible you morons are. No site costs $200k to make.  ::)


The best is watching the clowns like Joey Tits think he's insulting the guy. Looks like Kiwiol put a fast one by everyone.

well no shit no site costs $200k to make. it has to be the size of youtube to cost that much. but the thing is, if this WAS a prank... that's actually even sadder than the people he "fooled". no matter what, it took time, effort, and money for this. there are two possibilities here: either kiwi is legit and he's crazy, or this was all an elaborate prank and he's a loser with no life. take your pick.

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2007, 05:35:00 PM »
...and watching clowns like Nick Hersh think he's insulting Joey Tito by continually referencing his name in every post he makes. ::)

Jesus, have you logged off since I left? 30 seconds and you reply. Go outside and get some fresh air. You're lurking waiting for Kiwi to reply. Face it, you're a moron. Who the fuck thinks someone would spend $200k on a website? You look so laughably stupid right now. I think a 4th grader would've known Kiwi wasn't spending $200k.

well no shit no site costs $200k to make. it has to be the size of youtube to cost that much. but the thing is, if this WAS a prank... that's actually even sadder than the people he "fooled". no matter what, it took time, effort, and money for this. there are two possibilities here: either kiwi is legit and he's crazy, or this was all an elaborate prank and he's a loser with no life. take your pick.

Didn't you just say it's a forum or something along those lines? If that's how he has fun, so be it. I think it's hilarious that people are trying to insult the guy and they're patting themselves on the back when they're too stupid to realize that it's pretty obvious he didn't spend $200k.

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2007, 05:36:30 PM »
Jesus, have you logged off since I left? 30 seconds and you reply.

This coming from a "guy" who has my name in his avatar.  Self-ownage at its finest. ;D

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« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2007, 05:37:17 PM »
This coming from a "guy" who has my name in his avatar.  Self-ownage at its finest. ;D

Not really, you're obsessed with me. I'm just making it known to Getbig that you want to blow me. Does that bother you? Have you logged off today?

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Re: heres kiwiol lame website.
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2007, 05:37:51 PM »
The site didn't cost $200 G to build bitches - that's how much a 'big shot' company said they'd charge to build it, along the structure of 'Ebay', like having categories, locations etc.

I didn't know there were so many experts in the V - I would have simply consulted all the geniuses here ;D

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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2007, 05:39:16 PM »
Not really, you're obsessed with me. I'm just making it known to Getbig that you want to blow me. Does that bother you? Have you logged off today?

It took you less than a minute to reply to me.  Yet a few minutes ago you just said:

30 seconds and you reply.

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