Why are bitches so sensitive?

[danielson]

This stripper bitch(I poster her pics a few months ago here in the Y) called me this morning and the conversation went like this:

her: Hey Mike, I have a question
me: ok
her:Ever since I have stopped smoking, I have gained 7 pounds, how should I lose it?
me: start smoking again
her: I know, but it's a disgusting habit
me: not as disgusting as being fat
her: true, but any other ways?
me: join a gym
her:eww!
me: why eww?
her:cuz the weird guys always stare at me
me:well, now that you are fat it won't be so bad
her:whatever
me:Just don't wear a sportsbra showing off your huge tits and you'll be fine
her:maybe
That was followed by some smalltalk, nothing mean at all. She texts me a few hours later.

her text: hey Mike! Can you take the rest of the week off work? I want you to go to Ohio with me?
my text:Why would I go to Ohio with a fat girl?
her text: Fuck you!!!!!!!

Why can't cunnts ever take a joke

[Camel Jockey]

hahahaha

Guess you don't cater to intelligent women?

[danielson]

hahahaha

Guess you don't cater to intelligent women?

Nah, I never really liked Asian bitches.

[The Squadfather]

This stripper bitch(I poster her pics a few months ago here in the Y) called me this morning and the conversation went like this:

her: Hey Mike, I have a question
me: ok
her:Ever since I have stopped smoking, I have gained 7 pounds, how should I lose it?
me: start smoking again
her: I know, but it's a disgusting habit
me: not as disgusting as being fat
her: true, but any other ways?
me: join a gym
her:eww!
me: why eww?
her:cuz the weird guys always stare at me
me:well, now that you are fat it won't be so bad
her:whatever
me:Just don't wear a sportsbra showing off your huge tits and you'll be fine
her:maybe
That was followed by some smalltalk, nothing mean at all. She texts me a few hours later.

her text: hey Mike! Can you take the rest of the week off work? I want you to go to Ohio with me?
my text:Why would I go to Ohio with a fat girl?
her text: Fuck you!!!!!!!

Why can't cunnts ever take a joke

hahahaha, good stuff Danny, way to put her in her place.

[danielson]

hahahaha, good stuff Danny, way to put her in her place.

Funny thing is, I was just joking, she's a cool chick and I didn't think much of it. I guess you never know with bitches and their weight

[drkaje]

Funny thing is, I was just joking, she's a cool chick and I didn't think much of it. I guess you never know with bitches and their weight

Women are pretty sensitive about their weight, LOL!

[ripitupbaby]

Hahaha  I saw the title of this thread and wondered where it was going...

Dont know what to tell you danny boy, I would have known it was a joke coming from you, but yes, weight is a sensitive topic for women.   

[Joey Tito]

This stripper bitch(I poster her pics a few months ago here in the Y) called me this morning and the conversation went like this:

her: Hey Mike, I have a question
me: ok
her:Ever since I have stopped smoking, I have gained 7 pounds, how should I lose it?
me: start smoking again
her: I know, but it's a disgusting habit
me: not as disgusting as being fat
her: true, but any other ways?
me: join a gym
her:eww!
me: why eww?
her:cuz the weird guys always stare at me
me:well, now that you are fat it won't be so bad
her:whatever
me:Just don't wear a sportsbra showing off your huge tits and you'll be fine
her:maybe
That was followed by some smalltalk, nothing mean at all. She texts me a few hours later.

her text: hey Mike! Can you take the rest of the week off work? I want you to go to Ohio with me?
my text:Why would I go to Ohio with a fat girl?
her text: Fuck you!!!!!!!

Why can't cunnts ever take a joke

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH  This is getbig Gold.

The womens rights movement was the worst thing ever to happen to the world

[Mark1]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH  This is getbig Gold.

The womens rights movement was the worst thing ever to happen to the world

Closely followed by stupid programs made by some queer like Sex in the City...

[Hedgehog]

Women are pretty sensitive about their weight, LOL!

You talk to fat women?

-Hedge

[drkaje]

You talk to fat women?

-Hedge

I usually ignore or don't notice them in most situations.

What annoys me more are previously skinny girls who refuse to buy bigger clothes after they gain weight.

[Euro-monster]

I usually ignore or don't notice them in most situations.

What annoys me more are previously skinny girls who refuse to buy bigger clothes after they gain weight.

Fuck them fat bitches...

[ripitupbaby]

I usually ignore or don't notice them in most situations.

What annoys me more are previously skinny girls who refuse to buy bigger clothes after they gain weight.

hahahaha!   

The clothes in my closet range across five different sizes so that I don't encounter this problem.

[Migs]

Nah, I never really liked Asian bitches.

ROFL

[drkaje]

hahahaha!   

The clothes in my closet range across five different sizes so that I don't encounter this problem.

You're a smart woman.

There's a girl here who is about 5'1"  (or less) and was probably a size 1, a year ago. She's gained about 20 lbs and still insists on wearing the same clothes. You really wouldn't believe how bad she looks. It's not even funny to an asshole like me at this point. Yesterday I wondered if she might have some health problem or is just in denial.

[ripitupbaby]

You're a smart woman.

There's a girl here who is about 5'1"  (or less) and was probably a size 1, a year ago. She's gained about 20 lbs and still insists on wearing the same clothes. You really wouldn't believe how bad she looks. It's not even funny to an asshole like me at this point. Yesterday I wondered if she might have some health problem or is just in denial.

My closet ranges from Size 0 to Size 8.  I refuse to buy clothes in the double digit sizes, so that is the biggest I will allow myself to get.  If the Size 8's start feeling tight, then I diet, I don't squeeze my fat ass into them!

There is a comfort issue here too...who the hell wants to wear clothes so tight??
I hate wearing tight clothes like that even when I am lean!  Denial or not, when you have to suck your belly in to button a pair of pants, it's gonna be a long fkn day in those pants.   

[bigkubby]

My closet ranges from Size 0 to Size 8.  I refuse to buy clothes in the double digit sizes, so that is the biggest I will allow myself to get.  If the Size 8's start feeling tight, then I diet, I don't squeeze my fat ass into them!

There is a comfort issue here too...who the hell wants to wear clothes so tight??
I hate wearing tight clothes like that even when I am lean!  Denial or not, when you have to suck your belly in to button a pair of pants, it's gonna be a long fkn day in those pants.   

its because danny lives with his parents in his basement hes a virgin

[9 Ball Slim]

All chicks are sensitive about their weight, so I like to use that shit in my favor.  Next time you're having an argument with your chick and she wants to bring up some shit you did 6 months ago that has nothing to do with the issue at hand.....BOOM, straight into the "your ass is gettin' a little big for those jeans" material...they fold like wet cardboard when you do that