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Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« on: June 27, 2007, 05:42:57 PM »
I am. I want to see if he asks her if she masturbated and if she shaved her pussy in there. Maybe she fucked a guard? I hope he asks her some good questions.
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 06:07:40 PM »
She only lost a couple of pounds, must have been good food!
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 06:10:05 PM »
She didn't "serve the time, she let the time serve her!" Also, our fan letters got her through!
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 06:20:51 PM »
She singlehandedly beat claustrophobia in there! She thinks the sentence was too harsh. Should have been community service. Her "jailhouse notes" are coming up next.
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 06:27:28 PM »
Her "poetry" is awful.  :P
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 06:38:39 PM »
Singing, TV, movies, and books are all forthcoming. She also take Adderall, due to her A.D.D, pretty good drug, you guys should try it, good for energy.
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 06:52:46 PM »
She got strip searched, finger in her ass and everything.
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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2007, 04:35:13 AM »
No, hell no, and fuck no.

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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2007, 05:35:00 AM »
Sources said the celebrity was a jailhouse pig during her time in the pokey – racking up a $145 commissary bill for assorted snacks and beauty aides. 

The bill included packs of French vanilla coffee, orders of chicken noodle soup, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, packs of chicken broth and a 1.75-ounce jar of Vaseline.

While other inmates had to pick up their own orders, Hilton had deputies act as her personal errand boys.

"I don't understand what the big deal is; she's a nobody," said an irate deputy at Century Regional Detention Center, happy to see Hilton check out.

"She's got sheriffs bringing her food. This was unbelievable."

After her release, Hilton was driven to her parents' house in the ritzy L.A. neighborhood of Bel-Air with an army of photographers and news helicopters in tow.


Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

It's been a rough several weeks for Hilton, who hasn't suffered this kind of indignity since a renegade Web site revealed she has a prescription for Valtrex, a medication often used to fight STDs.

Now that Hilton has overcome her biggest legal challenge, her "Simple Life" partner in crime Nicole Richie is next on the docket.

She's scheduled to go on trial for misdemeanor DUI on July 11 in Glendale, Calif.

The incredible shrinking Richie has a previous DUI conviction from June 2003, putting her in danger of between 90 days and one year in L.A. county jail.


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Re: Anyone gonna watch Paris on Larry King?
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2007, 06:09:40 AM »
She got strip searched, finger in her ass and everything.

thats a great job to have if you're a lesbian
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