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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #175 on: July 01, 2007, 03:25:36 PM »
I'll tell you, he PM'd me the details.
He said " the Lambda party was awesome, pumphards mom and sister showed up. Man you should see what they can do with a football, amazing. I still find it unbelievable that a mother/daughter combo would put there mouths on each other like that but hey whatever, I paid $3 for entrance. I'm getting my money worth :-\
For the finale they found the biggest mandingo double header they could find and stuffed it all the way in, I was impressed as 7 of my Lambda brothers were already in there :-X I asked pumphards sister aboput his 21" arms, she said he's full of shit, his boyfriend has 21" arms, not him ( settled that one), pumphards mom offered me a private dance, I told her I already paid $3, so she offered me half back, and said I should bring a friend because her ass makes slurpy noises if she doesn't have something stuffed into it during sex. I took my refund, but passed on the sex with pumphards mom, because when she pulled her pants down I caught a wiff of the most disgusting stench ever, would put a rotting corpse to shame. Anyways, we kicked both those whores to the curb after they finished with my Lambda brothers, I was lucky enough to score with a random whore walking down the street, so the night wasn't a total loss ;D

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now, where's your pics of your boyfriends 21" arms, sissyboy?
u must have alot of time in between your rim jobs..............

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #176 on: July 01, 2007, 03:26:11 PM »
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahaahaha pumphard's mom's the fraternity slut

get's passed around like a bong
so when you coming up



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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #177 on: July 01, 2007, 04:04:00 PM »
I'll tell you, he PM'd me the details.
He said " the Lambda party was awesome, pumphards mom and sister showed up. Man you should see what they can do with a football, amazing. I still find it unbelievable that a mother/daughter combo would put there mouths on each other like that but hey whatever, I paid $3 for entrance. I'm getting my money worth :-\
For the finale they found the biggest mandingo double header they could find and stuffed it all the way in, I was impressed as 7 of my Lambda brothers were already in there :-X I asked pumphards sister aboput his 21" arms, she said he's full of shit, his boyfriend has 21" arms, not him ( settled that one), pumphards mom offered me a private dance, I told her I already paid $3, so she offered me half back, and said I should bring a friend because her ass makes slurpy noises if she doesn't have something stuffed into it during sex. I took my refund, but passed on the sex with pumphards mom, because when she pulled her pants down I caught a wiff of the most disgusting stench ever, would put a rotting corpse to shame. Anyways, we kicked both those whores to the curb after they finished with my Lambda brothers, I was lucky enough to score with a random whore walking down the street, so the night wasn't a total loss ;D

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now, where's your pics of your boyfriends 21" arms, sissyboy?

hahahaha, Chaos is easily one of the funniest guys on this forum. The ability to reduce Pumphard to a teary-eyed lump who can't even type coherently is nothing short of pure gold.



And for what it's worth, I tried to bang his sister raw and still couldn't feel anything. Bitch was looser than Jenna Jameson after a film session with a clydesdale.

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #178 on: July 01, 2007, 04:06:47 PM »
hahahaha, Chaos is easily one of the funniest guys on this forum. The ability to reduce Pumphard to a teary-eyed lump who can't even type coherently is nothing short of pure gold.



And for what it's worth, I tried to bang his sister raw and still couldn't feel anything. Bitch was looser than Jenna Jameson after a film session with a clydesdale.
hahaha just wait he'll be here any minute, "oh yeah, oh yeah you guys are gay" hahahahaha what a queef this guy turned out to be. He was posting all morning trying to get a rimjob from Your MAAAAaaaa.

HAHAHAHHA gayer than passion fruit
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #179 on: July 01, 2007, 04:09:38 PM »
hahahaha, Chaos is easily one of the funniest guys on this forum. The ability to reduce Pumphard to a teary-eyed lump who can't even type coherently is nothing short of pure gold.



And for what it's worth, I tried to bang his sister raw and still couldn't feel anything. Bitch was looser than Jenna Jameson after a film session with a clydesdale.
He's the biggest homo next to Your Maaaa, and you the biggest loser next to squadfatty........

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #180 on: July 01, 2007, 04:10:20 PM »
hahaha just wait he'll be here any minute, "oh yeah, oh yeah you guys are gay" hahahahaha what a queef this guy turned out to be. He was posting all morning trying to get a rimjob from Your MAAAAaaaa.

HAHAHAHHA gayer than passion fruit

hahahaha, without a doubt.

He's the biggest homo next to Your Maaaa, and you the biggest loser next to squadfatty........

hahahaha, right on cue!!!!!


You shouldn't be calling someone fat when you're over 300 pounds at 6'0 or less. Hate to break it to you, lard ass.

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #181 on: July 01, 2007, 04:10:40 PM »
hahaha just wait he'll be here any minute, "oh yeah, oh yeah you guys are gay" hahahahaha what a queef this guy turned out to be. He was posting all morning trying to get a rimjob from Your MAAAAaaaa.

HAHAHAHHA gayer than passion fruit
He's the biggest homo next to Your Maaaa, and you the biggest loser next to squadfatty........


SEE, I told you so ;D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #182 on: July 01, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »

SEE, I told you so ;D

There's only two things that I can count on as being a sure thing in this world. One is the Sun rising each morning and the other is Pumphard replying to any post your or I make within 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that and his sister's ability to swallow every load I let loose in her mouth.

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #183 on: July 01, 2007, 04:14:37 PM »
There's only two things that I can count on as being a sure thing in this world. One is the Sun rising each morning and the other is Pumphard replying to any post your or I make within 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that and his sister's ability to swallow every load I let loose in her mouth.
and your ability to swallow, even with those choppers of yours.......

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #184 on: July 01, 2007, 04:17:40 PM »
why don't we get you your saturday night thrill and come over and feel them yourself.....
here's pumphards invitation for me last night, he invited me over to "feel them" myself,


epic gayness from a guy calling himself pumphard, who would've thought ::)

almost comes across like a threat pumphard, you're not threatening me, are you?
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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #185 on: July 01, 2007, 04:18:20 PM »
here's pumphards invitation for me last night, he invited me over to "feel them" myself,


epic gayness from a guy calling himself pumphard, who would've thought ::)

almost comes across like a threat pumphard, you're not threatening me, are you?

Was only a matter of time before he tried to seduce you.

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #186 on: July 01, 2007, 04:19:36 PM »
don't worry chaos, I won't take him from you, you might scratch my eyes out.......hahahaha

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #187 on: July 01, 2007, 04:22:08 PM »
don't worry chaos, I won't take him from you, you might scratch my eyes out.......hahahaha
??? lame, HB would slap the manbatter off your face while raping your mother and sister in one fell swoop.









I take that back, HB would never stick his dick in something as infested as one of your female family members :-X
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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #188 on: July 01, 2007, 04:35:39 PM »
hahahahahah 10 minutes and no reply from pumphard!!!!!!! must be consulting with his on-line psychic to find out what to say next.

ahahahha gayer than paying 3.95 a minutes for advice.
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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #189 on: July 01, 2007, 04:39:59 PM »
hahahahahah 10 minutes and no reply from pumphard!!!!!!! must be consulting with his on-line psychic to find out what to say next.

ahahahha gayer than paying 3.95 a minutes for advice.
hahahahaha, "pumphard" is the type of guy who commits a vicious crime in hopes that he'll get sent to the roughest prison in his state to get raped and when the judge realizes this and sentences him to house arrest "he" says, "what does a little desperate penis puffer have to do to get some big, black convict dick around here, kill someone?" hahahahaha, gayer than the Phillipines.

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #190 on: July 01, 2007, 05:40:11 PM »
??? lame, HB would slap the manbatter off your face while raping your mother and sister in one fell swoop.









I take that back, HB would never stick his dick in something as infested as one of your female family members :-X

hahahahahah I actually made pumphard rape his own mother with one hand tied behind my back.  She was screaming and vomiting.  Towards the end, he was liking it.  What a sicko he his 

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #191 on: July 01, 2007, 05:56:32 PM »
hahahahahah I actually made pumphard rape his own mother with one hand tied behind my back.  She was screaming and vomiting.  Towards the end, he was liking it.  What a sicko he his 
You going to back up your threats, or are you going to continue to shoot your mouth off like the rest of coward buddies?

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #192 on: July 01, 2007, 05:58:44 PM »
You going to back up your threats, or are you going to continue to shoot your mouth off like the rest of coward buddies?

What kind of threats would you like me to make?  How 'bout this one...

"If you're feeling froggy, then leap"

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #193 on: July 01, 2007, 06:00:44 PM »
What kind of threats would you like me to make?  How 'bout this one...

"If you're feeling froggy, then leap"
typical, all talk............go hang out with BF, u guys got lots in common 

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #194 on: July 01, 2007, 06:01:53 PM »
typical, all talk............go hang out with BF, u guys got lots in common 
All talk?  I'm simply waiting for a real response from you, oh brother

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #195 on: July 01, 2007, 06:02:46 PM »
All talk?  I'm simply waiting for a real response from you, oh brother
I'm waiting for you to tell me when your heading up.......

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #196 on: July 01, 2007, 06:08:07 PM »
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tired of receiving savage ownings yet.

btw, you never mentioned the time to come destroy you, just the place   heh heh





When am I to expect this destruction?

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
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tired of receiving savage ownings yet.

btw, you never mentioned the time to come destroy you, just the place   heh heh





When am I to expect this destruction?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA  ::)

you want to "rough me up" so badly? fly down to BWI, take the Transworld flight.  I'll meet you in the lobby, beat the tar out of ya, and you can go back to Canada in the same morning.  I'll continue to go to work.

 :P :P :P :P :-*

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #198 on: July 01, 2007, 06:19:07 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA  ::)

you want to "rough me up" so badly? fly down to BWI, take the Transworld flight.  I'll meet you in the lobby, beat the tar out of ya, and you can go back to Canada in the same morning.  I'll continue to go to work.

 :P :P :P :P :-*
I'll bet your going to do fvck all.......what do you say 

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Re: hahaha, Pumphard claims to have 21" arms but won't post a pic!!!
« Reply #199 on: July 01, 2007, 06:20:31 PM »
I'll bet your going to do fvck all.......what do you say 

huh.  I don't understand your 4th grade educated verbage