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Vince B

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A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« on: June 28, 2007, 02:38:07 AM »
I am not impressed by some of the bodies presenting at so-called physique and bodybuilding shows. Many bodies are the opposite of aesthetic and I wonder where all the beauty has gone. I can capture better bodies shooting Australian gum trees!
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columbusdude82

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 02:40:05 AM »
Well... we can't all look like you, oh mighty Zeus  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 02:42:36 AM »
They arent very well proportioned though.  They've got legs like tree trunks but arms like sticks.  :P
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Vince B

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 03:05:36 AM »
You have to admit the sweep on the outside is a pleasing shape.
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Vince B

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 03:10:13 AM »
Here is the original tree. I spotted the shape so moved out and zoomed in. Amazing that sometimes trees resemble human forms but upside down.
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 03:22:06 AM »
Which tree did you hide behind with your fly undone?
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2007, 03:39:21 AM »
trees are all natural too
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2007, 05:19:05 AM »
all drugs.
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2007, 05:20:52 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on June 28, 2007, 03:22:06 AM
Which tree did you hide behind with your fly undone?

Are you saying that when Vince's dad grabs 'him' to 'fetch' wood, they aren't talking timber, BigC? :-X
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2007, 05:50:54 AM »
all sap
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2007, 05:54:00 AM »
All bark (and no bite).
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2007, 06:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on June 28, 2007, 02:38:07 AM
I am not impressed by some of the bodies presenting at so-called physique and bodybuilding shows. Many bodies are the opposite of aesthetic and I wonder where all the beauty has gone. I can capture better bodies shooting Australian gum trees!

You've bragged a bit about your gripping, and showed us a pinch grip machine you built, looked pretty impressive.

But have you been able to close a Captains of Crush #3?

-Hedge
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Vince B

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2007, 06:23:44 AM »
Just for you Mr Hog.
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 06:48:17 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 28, 2007, 05:19:05 AM
all drugs.







i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!
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Karl Kox

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2007, 07:30:43 AM »
that tree has great symmetry
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2007, 07:40:41 AM »
Quote from: eastcoastbbman on June 28, 2007, 06:48:17 AM
i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!
Hehe. Nice. Now you're getting the hang of it. 

/obvious pruning, too  ;)
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2007, 07:43:32 AM »
Quote from: eastcoastbbman on June 28, 2007, 06:48:17 AM

i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!


hahahaha...All Miracle Grow
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2007, 08:15:06 AM »
All leggs.
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2007, 12:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Karl Kox on June 28, 2007, 07:30:43 AM
that tree has great symmetry

not the response i expected from you considering the gash that ash is sportin'... ;D
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2007, 04:14:05 PM »
Nah. He looks like a twig.
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2007, 04:54:22 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 28, 2007, 07:40:41 AM
Hehe. Nice. Now you're getting the hang of it. 

/obvious pruning, too  ;)







lol!! yes, im getting the hang of it. squadfather was my mentor.
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kiwiol

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2007, 04:58:25 PM »


I don't get it - is this a pic of a tree or a close up of VB with 'his' pants and other clothing accessories down? ;D
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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2007, 05:07:58 PM »
Vince has a knack of finding porn everywhere.

God bless his smutty soul.
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Vince B

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2007, 08:25:06 PM »
Porn? Ah, the minds of the primitive individuals on Getbig. Repression is not healthy, fellas.

Here is a painting I bought years ago from a woman who works in Katoomba, NSW. She had a theme of making trees resemble human females. Ever since seeing her work I have noticed some trees do resemble human torsos, but upside down. She never embraced my suggestion to paint one like that.
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kiwiol

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Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2007, 08:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on June 28, 2007, 08:25:06 PM
Porn? Ah, the minds of the primitive individuals on Getbig. Repression is not healthy, fellas.

Here is a painting I bought years ago from a woman who works in Katoomba, NSW. She had a theme of making trees resemble human females. Ever since seeing her work I have noticed some trees do resemble human torsos, but upside down. She never embraced my suggestion to paint one like that.

Hey I'm sure you must have, but I'll ask anyway - have you tried alligator steak? :P
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