Author Topic: Push-ups for Christ (Read 2328 times)

BroadStreetBruiser · « **on:** July 02, 2007, 08:39:01 AM »

I did like 600 give or take 5 this morning while I screamed Bible verses.

That's what it takes when you give in. Who else is with me?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:21:59 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 02, 2007, 08:39:01 AM

I did like 600 give or take 5 this morning while I screamed Bible verses.

That's what it takes when you give in. Who else is with me?

Shut up.

"If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue, he deceives himself and his religion is worthless" (James 1:26).

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:24:57 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 02, 2007, 09:21:59 AM

Shut up.

"If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue, he deceives himself and his religion is worthless" (James 1:26).

tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

Deadpool · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:26:22 AM »

sound, yes, because sounds are waves. whether someone with ears hears it or not it makes a sound vibration

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:27:38 AM »

gobble this obelisk

Deadpool · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:49:47 AM »

you're hardcore. reminds me of the preacher marine in The Walking Dead

D_1000 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:51:17 AM »

BigCypriate · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:53:35 AM »

Quote from: D_1000 on July 02, 2007, 09:51:17 AM

.

Where can I get that T-shirt!!!

nycbull · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:54:04 AM »

try versus from Deutoronmy, they make perfect sense.

Nothing like hearing God demand the annihilation of whole tribes of women and children to make you feel powerful.

Deadpool · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:55:35 AM »

if you want a truly cool t shirt go to tshirthell.com

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:00:31 AM »

Bodybuilders (those really "into it") are strange.

Jesus freaks are strange.

So you can just imaging the whack-jobs you end up with when you have these idiots that try to combine the two!

Deadpool · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:02:21 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 02, 2007, 10:00:31 AM

Bodybuilders (those really "into it") are strange.

Jesus freaks are strange.

So you can just imaging the whack-jobs you end up with when you have these idiots that try to combine the two!

especially in the military. those guys are nuts

Deadpool · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:04:56 AM »

hey I said are you 619?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:06:15 AM »

Quote from: Neurotoxin on July 02, 2007, 10:03:57 AM

goatboy, your avatar is costing me my eyesight.

It's not supposed to be harmful to your eyesight, it's supposed to induce a seizure.

Try staring at it longer!

Deadpool · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:11:33 AM »

um, 619 rules was an account that got permanently shut down. I liked the guy

Bluto · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:12:00 AM »

i hear you bsb

praise jesus!

Deadpool · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:14:42 AM »

interesting. very interesting. please read the sex with medford thread then PM me with your requests

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:49:17 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 02, 2007, 08:39:01 AM

I did like 600 give or take 5 this morning while I screamed Bible verses.

That's what it takes when you give in. Who else is with me?

if your going to do bodyweight training for Christ you should probably be doing:

Iron crosses.

Archer77 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2007, 07:38:07 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 02, 2007, 10:49:17 AM

if your going to do bodyweight training for Christ you should probably be doing:

Iron crosses.

hahaha. If jesus would have done more leg lifts and pull ups he wouldn't have died for our sins.

Deadpool · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:11:26 PM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 02, 2007, 09:53:35 AM

Where can I get that T-shirt!!!

tshirthell:

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:29:20 PM »

Quote from: Medford on July 02, 2007, 08:11:26 PM

Great idea in concept, but there's one major flaw...

... exactly how many fast-food employees know how to read?

wes mantooth · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:44:45 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 02, 2007, 10:06:15 AM

It's not supposed to be harmful to your eyesight, it's supposed to induce a seizure.

Try staring at it longer!

sorry goat...just made me pee my pants....try something else...

wes mantooth · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:46:14 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 02, 2007, 08:39:01 AM

I did like 600 give or take 5 this morning while I screamed Bible verses.

That's what it takes when you give in. Who else is with me?

i thought you were doing squats for jesus? why the change in exercises?

were the squats too hard...or did jesus flip the script on you?.....