there's some fucked up shit here man.
16-inch pizza: 19 slices in 10 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Armour Vienna Sausage: 8.31 pounds in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Asparagus: 8.6 pounds (deep fried tempura style) in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Baked Beans: 8.4 pounds in 2:47 (Don Lerman)
Beef Tongue: 3.2 pounds in 12 minutes (Dominic Cardo)
Birthday Cake: 5 pounds in 11:26 (Richard LeFevre)
Bologna: 2.76 pounds in 6 minutes (Don Lerman)
Brats: 58 in 10 minutes (Takeru Kobayashi)
Buffet food: 5.5 pounds in 12 minutes (Crazy Legs Conti)
Burritos: 15 burritos in 8 minutes (Eric Booker)
Butter: 7 quarter-pound sticks (salted) in 5 minutes (Don Lerman)

Cabbage: 6.5 pounds in 9 minutes (Charles Hardy)
Candy Bars: 2 pounds (chocolate) in 6 minutes (Eric Booker)
Cannoli: 26 in 6 minutes (Cookie Jarvus/Timothy Janus)
Cheesecake: 11 pounds in 9 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Chicken Nuggets: 80 in 5 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Chicken Wings: 182 in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Chicken-Fried Steak: 6 11-ounce steaks (with gravy) in12 minutes (Cookie
Jarvis)
Chili: 1.5 gallons in 10 minutes (Richard LeFevre)
Chili Cheese Fries: 8.1 pounds in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Conch Fritters: 45 in 6 minutes (Joe Menchetti)
Corn Dogs: 12 in 10 minutes (Richard LeFevre)
Corned Beef & Cabbage: 5.75 pounds in 10 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Corned Beef Hash: 4 pounds in 1:58 (Eric Booker)
Corned Beef Sandwiches: 11 (8-ounces each) in10 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Cow Brains: 57 (17.7 pounds) in 15 minutes (Takeru Kobayashi)
Crab Cakes: 46 in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Crawfish: 331 in 12 minutes (Chris Hendrix)
Deep-Fried Okra: 9.75 pounds in10 Minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Doughnuts: 49 (glazed) in 8 minutes (Eric Booker)
Dumplings: 91 (Chinese style) in 8 minutes (Cookie Jarvis)
Eggs: 65 (hard boiled) in 6:40 (Sonya Thomas)
French Fries: 4.46 pounds in 6 minutes (Cookie Jarvis)
Fruitcake: 4.9 pounds in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Gelatin Dessert: 7 pounds in 3 minutes (Steve Lakind)
Grapes: 8.9 pounds in 10 minutes (Cooke Jarvis)
Green Beans: 2.7 pounds in 6 minutes (Crazy Legs Conti)
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches: 47 in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Gyoza: 212 (chicken and vegetable) in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ham: 2.6 pounds in 5 minutes (Seaver Miller)
Hamburgers: 7 (3/4 pounders) in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Hamentaschen: 50 in 6 minutes (Eric Booker)
Hot Dogs: 59.5 (with buns) in 12 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Huevos Rancheros: 7.75 pounds in 10 minutes (Richard LeFevre)
Ice Cream: 1.75 gallons (vanilla) in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Jalapenos, Pickled: 247 pickled in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Jambalaya: 9 Pounds (crawfish) in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Key Lime Pie: 10.8 pounds in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Lobster Rolls: 41 in 10 minutes (Takeru Kobayashi)
Maine Lobster: 44 (11.3 Pounds of meat) in 12 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Matzo Balls: 21 (baseball sized) in 5:25 (Eric Booker)
Mayonnaise: 1 gallon in 8 minutes (Oleg Zhornitskiy)

Meat Pies: 16 (6-ounce) pies in 10 minutes (Boyd Bulot)
Meatballs: 10 pounds (3-ounce balls) in 12 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Mince Pies: 46 in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Native American Fry Bread: 9.75 in 8 minutes (Erik The Red Denmark)
Onions: 8.5 ounces (three onions) in 1 minute (Eric Booker)
Oysters: 46 in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Pancakes & bacon: 3.5 pounds in 12 minutes (Crazy Legs Conti)
Pasta: 6.7 pounds in 10 minutes (Cookie Jarvis)
Peas: 9.5 pounds in 12 minutes (Eric Booker)
Pelemeni: 274 in 6 minutes (Dale Boone)
Pickles, Sour: 2.99 pounds in 5 minutes (Cookie Jarvis)
Pickles, Vinegar: 2.7 pounds in 6 minutes (Brian Seiken)
Pomme Frites: 2.5 pounds in 8 minutes (Cookie Jarvis)
Pork and Beans: 84 ounces in 1:52 (Dale Boone)
Pork Ribs: 8.4 pounds in 12 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Pork, Pulled: 9.5 pounds in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Pork, Pulled Sandwiches: 23 in 10 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Posole: 109.75 ounces in12 minutes (Carlene LeFevre)
Pumpkin Pies: 4 in 12 minutes (Eric Booker)
Quesadilla: 31.5 (4-inch) in 5 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Reindeer Sausage: 28 in 10 minutes (Dale Boone)
Rice Balls: 20 pounds in 30 minutes (Takeru Kobayashi)
Sausage Sandwiches: 13.25 in 12 minutes (ChipBurger Simpson)
Shoo-Fly Pie: 11.1 pounds in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Shrimp: 5 pounds in 12 minutes (Erik The Red Denmark)
SPAM: 6 pounds in 12 minutes (Richard LeFevre)
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie: 7.9 pounds in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Strawberry Shortcake: 15.25 pounds in 8 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)
Sweet Corn: 34.75 ears in 12 minutes (Crazy Legs Conti)
Sweet Potato Casserole: 8.6 pounds in 11 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Tacos: 48 in 11 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Tamales: 51 in 12 minutes (Timothy Janus)
Tex Mex Rolls: 30 in 12 minutes (Richard LeFevre)
Tiramisu: 4 pounds in 6 minutes (Timothy Janus)
Toasted Ravioli: 4 pounds in 12 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Turducken: 7.75 pounds in 12 minutes (Sonya Thomas)
Waffles: 18.5 (8-ounces) in 10:23 (Joey Chestnut)
Watermelon: 13.22 pounds in 15 minutes (Jim Reeves)
Whole Turkey: 4.8 pounds in 18 minutes (Patrick Bertoletti)