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What's Your Sign?
« on: July 05, 2007, 01:12:40 AM »
Got another one of those chain emails again.  ::)  ...but oh what the heck...

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.

Aries - The Liar


Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Taurus - The Tramp


Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Gemini - Irresistible


Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward


Cancer - The Cutie


MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Leo - The Lion


Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Virgo - The One that Waits


Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Libra - The Lame One


Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Scorpio


EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Sagittarius - The Promiscuous One


Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Capricorn - The Passionate Lover


Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Aquarius - Does It In The Water


Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward


Pisces - The Partner for Life


Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 05:27:15 AM »
I'm a virgo. Born August 26th 1974.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 05:29:42 AM »
Im a gemini- May 28, 1972
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 05:34:00 AM »
Taurus...Suprise for those who know me... :P
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 05:44:18 AM »
virgo
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 06:25:21 AM »
<------- Capricorn (The Passionate Lover)   ;D
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 06:37:04 AM »
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 06:39:38 AM »
Capricorn!!!     24 years of bad luck!        ;D



How come Scorpio doesn't have a descriptor?
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 08:07:32 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 05, 2007, 06:37:04 AM
;D

nope, lol.  I got me some! 

had to pay $100 bucks though, and she took my cheetos. 
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 08:14:52 AM »
Capricorn, 1/10/1977
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 08:15:23 AM »
Sagittarius
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 08:39:01 AM »
Lots of Capircorns around here....LOL me too.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 08:40:08 AM »
Sun - Aquarius/ Capricorn Cusp
Moon -Aries

But I dont believe thies Crapola!
But Why I allways end up w/ Taurus women ::) ???
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 08:51:52 AM »
Quote from: trab on July 05, 2007, 08:40:08 AM
Sun - Aquarius/ Capricorn Cusp
Moon -Aries

But I dont believe thies Crapola!
But Why I allways end up w/ Taurus women ::) ???
I guess you're attracted to tramps and like the bull.  :D
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 08:53:36 AM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on July 05, 2007, 08:51:52 AM
I guess you're attracted to tramps and like the bull.  :D

I lke women with some spirt (the rest dont hold up well anyway)
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 02:48:16 PM »

Taurus.......





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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 02:55:17 PM »
Pisces
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 03:46:42 PM »
tripple scorpio.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 04:19:53 PM »
Quote from: az on July 05, 2007, 03:46:42 PM
tripple scorpio.

My experience is - Y'all Scorpios kinda like a good fight ;D
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 04:37:35 PM »
This shit is gospel!! Im Gemini the irrestable!  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2007, 04:44:15 PM »
Gemini...it's where my name comes from.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2007, 05:02:09 PM »
Scorpio, 11/16/1986.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2007, 06:34:26 PM »
cancer

chinese ..fire dragon...thats gonna be my first tattoo..a red dragon on my back..

THE FIRE DRAGON 1916 AND 1976

The Fire Dragon is a powerful force to be reckoned with. This is a Dragon doubled! The Fire Dragon can move from calm and collected to combustible in a matter of seconds. In some ways the Fire Dragon is his or her own worst enemy. These Dragons cannot help feeling they are valuable and all-knowing. When they are right their vehemence and vigor is an asset to the cause, and though they value objectivity, they do not always employ the best decision-making measures, and sometimes jump to the wrong conclusion. They also suffer from recklessness and quick tempers. Yet, when they do keep their temper, emotions, and rivaling spirit under control, they emanate a commanding influence on other people.


http://www.usbridalguide.com/special/chinesehoroscopes/Dragon.htm





























THE SIGN OF THE DRAGON

The key to the Dragon personality is that Dragons are the free spirits of the Zodiac. Conformation is a Dragon's curse. Rules and regulations are made for other people. Restrictions blow out the creative spark that is ready to flame into life. Dragons must be free and uninhibited. The Dragon is a beautiful creature, colorful and flamboyant. An extroverted bundle of energy, gifted and utterly irrepressible, everything Dragons do is on a grand scale - big ideas, ornate gestures, extreme ambitions. However, this behavior is natural and isn't meant for show. Because they are confident, fearless in the face of challenge, they are almost inevitably successful. Dragons usually make it to the top. However, Dragon people be aware of their natures. Too much enthusiasm can leave them tired and unfulfilled. Even though they are willing to aid when necessary, their pride can often impede them from accepting the same kind of help from others. Dragons' generous personalities give them the ability to attract friends, but they can be rather solitary people at heart. A Dragon's self-sufficiency can mean that he or she has no need for close bonds with other people.


dob: june 30th 1976
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2007, 04:02:25 AM »
Taurus, may 20. Almost gemini.
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Re: What's Your Sign?
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2007, 07:02:04 AM »
Pisces.


PS.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDI!  I'm not sure of the exact day but I remember from the "what tree are you?" wicca thread, that you had a b'day very recently.   :-* :-*
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