So my ex wifes new bf has been pretty upset that she talks to me behind his back (I have bigger penis/better sex/much better looking, etc.). So this evening, the clown thought he was gonna be clever and pretend to be her on AIM.. but unfortunately for him I know her all too well and sniffed him out from the beginning of the ruse. I played along for a few minutes but in the end had to show him who his daddy was (and who sleeps with his new gf when he's not around).
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Brixton Bulldog (12:07:34 AM):
heyBrixton Bulldog (12:08:30 AM):
you there?DansWife4Life went away at 12:09:05 AM.
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DansWife4Life (12:09:50 AM):
yea Y?Brixton Bulldog (12:10:00 AM):
you imed meDansWife4Life (12:10:31 AM):
Idk just bored thot id see what was upBrixton Bulldog (12:10:38 AM):
oh.. kDansWife4Life (12:11:20 AM):
So when the divorce goes through me and bobby are gettin married he bought me a 2.5 carat ring(At this point I became suspicious as I had just heard very differently from her yesterday and also know for a fact the ring I had gotten her is much nicer than anything he could've afforded.)
Brixton Bulldog (12:11:37 AM):
must not be that great qualityDansWife4Life (12:12:06 AM):
No its really nice and thats not a nice thing to sayBrixton Bulldog (12:12:41 AM):
aw.. heather i couldve gotten a 5 carat ring if the quality was lowerBrixton Bulldog (12:13:00 AM):
diamonds are all about clarity and cutBrixton Bulldog (12:13:03 AM):
and colorDansWife4Life (12:13:49 AM):
Yea well it means somethin comin from him Brixton Bulldog (12:14:00 AM):
are you drunk?(Obviously, I could tell something was up.. doesn't sound like her at all. But.. I can play along!)
DansWife4Life (12:14:06 AM):
NoBrixton Bulldog (12:14:19 AM):
you think it didnt mean anything coming from me?DansWife4Life (12:14:49 AM):
No I dont if it did u would have been able to take care of me the way he does(Now he's blown his cover.. I know better.)
Brixton Bulldog (12:15:44 AM):
sound more like he's being getting in your ear more than you realizeDansWife4Life (12:15:57 AM):
How so?Brixton Bulldog (12:16:29 AM):
well a week ago you were only with him because he was a place to stay and you wanted to live by yourself if you couldBrixton Bulldog (12:16:45 AM):
and you were flat out refusing to marry himDansWife4Life06 (12:17:34 AM):
A week ago we decided to get married Idk what ur talking aboutBrixton Bulldog (12:17:58 AM):
right.. ok, well its your life heather. do what makes you happyDansWife4Life (12:18:44 AM):
Ok then stop trying to get in my pants every chance you get and stop blowing my phone and everything else up trying to get ahold of me let me be happyBrixton Bulldog (12:19:19 AM):
thats funny since the last two weeks have been nothing more than you mssging me(Ha!.. prolly got her in a bit of trouble with that one.)
DansWife4Life (12:19:58 AM):
Well its gonna stop I have what I want now and I dont wanna change thatBrixton Bulldog (12:20:07 AM):
k... i support that. i want you to be happyDansWife4Life (12:20:39 AM):
Good then leave me be and help me help me if I msg u dont write me back leave me be Brixton Bulldog (12:20:52 AM):
no prob..Brixton Bulldog (12:20:57 AM):
.. bobby DansWife4Life (12:21:31 AM):
w/eBrixton Bulldog (12:21:33 AM):
haha.. gotcha bitch!Oh.. it was hilarious. She then proceeds to call me up and tell me how she just bitched him out for the pathetic attempt and then make plans, yet again, to get railed at my place on Wednesday. My plan is to fill her with my man sauce so much that it dribbles out into his mouth when he's going down on her.
And people wonder why I got an "ownage" certificate!!!! CLASSIC!!!