wow, great forum impersonation!
It's like 95f outside and I've got a light fever..

beachy ya christ fundie.. did ya handle em eastern diamon bacs on sunday?
i'ma a total partie aniimal but i sure as ain no hypiocrte! i got me diploma from cmabirge where i was doin an eightball evry day. good for learnin englesh from the englesh, yanno?
a smal perzent of teh faioth given these folk a bad naem..

why i remember when i was a younhg lad on kariachi wastin my parents money bein an alcoholic froj thre ripe old age o 14. i saw em girls and tell myself "yanno junaid ya aint like em savages cuz you are of mughal heritage.. even though theys was of mongolian descent and persian descent whil yous a tribal homo whoz daddy owns a few bps and exxons."
anywyas the moral of the story folks is dat fhristian fundies > islamz owns.. I man if twas a religious id be muslim myself,, but despi profecing atheist lads which I am btw.