Chris is an enigma. He may not be that intelligent, but he certainly can be 'cryptic' when prompted.
For example, when banging fitness-bitches, Chris refuses to ever eat their pusies; Why? Because he dont like the taste of pussy!
Cryptic Chris; doesn't like the smell and taste of pussy, reminds him of boiled cabbage mixed with tuna!
Bottom line, no one tells Chris what he can and can't do! Especially the bitches!