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Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« on: July 10, 2007, 09:31:18 AM »
I'm looking for something with at least 10% alcohol, and 150 grams of protein per drink for those nights I'm out cracking lines off strippers asses, and need that little extra boooom to replenish my system from losing precious protein, but still keeping my buzz.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 09:34:17 AM »
I'm looking for something with at least 10% alcohol, and 150 grams of protein per drink for those nights I'm out cracking lines off strippers asses, and need that little extra boooom to replenish my system from losing precious protein, but still keeping my buzz.

8 ball of blow works wonders when cut with Creatine  ;) 

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 09:34:49 AM »
I'm looking for something with at least 10% alcohol, and 150 grams of protein per drink for those nights I'm out cracking lines off strippers asses, and need that little extra boooom to replenish my system from losing precious protein, but still keeping my buzz.

im glad you asked!

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cant tell you much about our products because its top secret at the moment but believe me when i tell you that my clients in prauge has gained 100 pounds of muscle mass in 3 months

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 09:35:50 AM »
Mix a protein shake with red bull and vodka instead of water ;)
you might need a couple to get the amounts you want ;D

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 09:36:47 AM »
here you go it's called the "Iron Man"   ;D

3 ABB RTD's 50 grams each
4 shots of Grey goose
5 grams of Glutemine
5 grams of Creatine
a pinch of coke to taste

Mix in a blender and keep in a filthy big gulp cup and drink it down in one long draw... ;D

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 09:37:49 AM »
here you go it's called the "Iron Man"   ;D

3 ABB RTD's 50 grams each
4 shots of Grey goose
5 grams of Glutemine
5 grams of Creatine
a pinch of coke to taste

Mix in a blender and keep in a filthy big gulp cup and drink it down in one long draw... ;D

sounds good you should come and work for us!
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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 09:40:26 AM »
here you go it's called the "Iron Man"   ;D

3 ABB RTD's 50 grams each
4 shots of Grey goose
5 grams of Glutemine
5 grams of Creatine
a pinch of coke to taste

Mix in a blender and keep in a filthy big gulp cup and drink it down in one long draw... ;D

Too filling, I would still go with the 8ball cut with some creatine.  I'd stick with your choice of "The Goose" though.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 09:41:33 AM »
sounds good you should come and work for us!
I thought I already did... ;D

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 09:57:07 AM »
I'm looking for something with at least 10% alcohol, and 150 grams of protein per drink for those nights I'm out cracking lines off strippers asses, and need that little extra boooom to replenish my system from losing precious protein, but still keeping my buzz.
oh come on bro-----we all know you dont need that sh*t


all you need is one quick glance to see that momentary flicker of fear in the strippers eyes--

its like smelling salts for warlords ;D

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 10:51:47 AM »
3 scoops chocolate caramel whey
3 shots of absolut
1 shot chocolate luqier
5oz cup ice
14oz cup cold water
75mg crushed ephedrine tablets(bronkaid)
1 1/2 table spoons instant coffee
.5 gram cocaine

blend this bitch up

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 11:02:20 AM »
3 scoops chocolate caramel whey
3 shots of absolut
1 shot chocolate luqier
5oz cup ice
14oz cup cold water
75mg crushed ephedrine tablets(bronkaid)
1 1/2 table spoons instant coffee
.5 gram cocaine

blend this bitch up

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 11:04:54 AM »
all great ideas, but do they make something thats already premade so i can take it with me or better yet the bars can sell it and charge 30 bucks a drink.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 11:07:58 AM »
I use extreme juiced whey with enhanced creating formula, as endorsed by chuck lidell,

My ground work as improved, and i got more venom in my jabs, and i can grapple like one of big navs cousins on creatine!

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 11:34:39 AM »
all great ideas, but do they make something thats already premade so i can take it with me or better yet the bars can sell it and charge 30 bucks a drink.

Nice!  Can I grab three e's and throw in a bar too while your at it. 

Funny, I go to a club in Toronto where we stay for a solid 10-12 hours  :-X and we have always said they need to serve bars or shakes in there. I just might pay $30 on a Sunday morning at 9:00am when I am all crackered.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 03:54:44 PM »
Nice!  Can I grab three e's and throw in a bar too while your at it. 

Funny, I go to a club in Toronto where we stay for a solid 10-12 hours  :-X and we have always said they need to serve bars or shakes in there. I just might pay $30 on a Sunday morning at 9:00am when I am all crackered.
do you have any  stone face warriors/mma bad asses that wear throw down or tap out shirts, while drinking their cranberry juice  "cause they're in training" and flexing their 14'' arms where you go like we do here in az?

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 03:57:41 PM »
do you have any  stone face warriors/mma bad asses that wear throw down or tap out shirts, while drinking their cranberry juice  "cause they're in training" and flexing their 14'' arms where you go like we do here in az?
hahahaha, try some Xyience, all the 155 pound MMA badasses are drinking that stuff.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 06:47:32 PM »
do you have any  stone face warriors/mma bad asses that wear throw down or tap out shirts, while drinking their cranberry juice  "cause they're in training" and flexing their 14'' arms where you go like we do here in az?

  "Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?"


I love the bro's thrown in there.  Awesome.  "Bro" and "yo,guy" are the ones that make me want to puke.

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Re: Bro's is there a hardcore protein drink out there?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2007, 06:54:45 PM »
Not many real men do this but it seems to work for Sean ;D