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So I've been going to a gym in downtown Ottawa becuase they give free access to military personnel but it wasn't until today that I noticed something crazy. I was warming up my knees on the leg extension machine when lights started flashing in front of me. There was a monitor attached to the machine that counted my reps, recorded my rep speed, and displayed my range of motion on a graph.

It was at this time that I noticed that all of the machines had this fancy Technogym technology. There's really no room for any of them in my workouts, but I thought they were neat nonetheless.

I've caught a glimpse into the techno-future-gym of the future and it's kind of cool. Everbody loves flashing lights . . .


http://www.technogymusa.com/_vti_g7_plsel.aspx?rpstry=11724_




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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 01:01:37 PM »
Did it make you start quoting Ivan Drago from Rocky IV?

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 01:02:56 PM »
Did it make you start quoting Ivan Drago from Rocky IV?

He only had like 3 lines!

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »
Did the black people survive the Holocaust II ?
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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 01:09:17 PM »
Turns out the asians are in charge and you need a 1350 SAT just to join a gym.

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 01:10:23 PM »
"Towel Locking Device
The Towel Locking Device is an innovative solution that holds towels in place to help keep machines clean and dry."

hahahahah

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 01:10:57 PM »
Turns out the asians are in charge and you need a 1350 SAT just to join a gym.
Asians are the super race.......in case you didnt know    > <
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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 01:14:02 PM »
rofl @ "Towel Locking Device
The Towel Locking Device is an innovative solution that holds towels in place to help keep machines clean and dry."  ::)

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 01:16:22 PM »
This is going to be way better and get you way bigger than stupid old Barbells and Dumbells.  Machines are how you get HUGE.  Blinking lights always make you bigger and that shit about the rep speed, wow I can only think of one word and that is usefull, even if they all break inside of 6 months 8)

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 01:19:16 PM »
first of all.  Ottawa sucks ass.  next techno gym?  It sounds like a quebec dance club.  sheesh

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 01:29:39 PM »
Did the black people survive the Holocaust II ?
AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 04:17:26 PM »
What gym was this? Sounds like a Good Life kinda place.
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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 04:27:49 PM »
What gym was this? Sounds like a Good Life kinda place.

It's the Y downtown. lol - the RA centre. Nothing gets you psyched up like big band music and the smell of old people . . .

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Re: Fell through timewarp - landed in future gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 05:01:46 PM »
It's the Y downtown. lol - the RA centre. Nothing gets you psyched up like big band music and the smell of old people . . .

If you are still there, visit the YMCA on merivale road. That was my first gym and most awesome one. It's a huge gym on the second floor of mericale mall.
just push some weight!