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Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« on: July 10, 2007, 03:22:05 PM »




































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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »
Not true. Just talked to GH15, he said it should have 18 more wheels, 24 different speeds, 42 sets of handle bars, 4 frames, and 8 seats.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 03:34:56 PM »
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 04:15:52 PM »
Seriously, what's w/the seats on those bikes? No wonder he lost a nad!
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 04:17:54 PM »
Quote from: amc1980 on July 10, 2007, 03:22:05 PM






That looks incredibly uncomfortable :-[
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 04:25:06 PM »
Some hard juicers only use the seat post for a seat..
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 04:30:07 PM »
Quote from: ThorzHammer on July 10, 2007, 03:33:33 PM
Not true. Just talked to GH15, he said it should have 18 more wheels, 24 different speeds, 42 sets of handle bars, 4 frames, and 8 seats.
ROTFLMAO..nice.. ;D
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 04:32:27 PM »
What kind of a cycle do you guys think he's on? Androgel or something? Poor bugger rode is bi-cycle so much he had to get it's nuts removed. :[
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 04:35:28 PM »
Balls are just more weight to carry..  It's all about lighter the better in the tour de france..
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 06:31:46 PM »
Quote from: ARMZ on July 10, 2007, 04:35:28 PM
Balls are just more weight to carry..  It's all about lighter the better in the tour de france..

Right he had one cut off to increase the power to weight ratio ;D
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 02:08:26 AM »
U think u are juicing?...Cyclists take so much epo it's not even funny plus other stuff with serious sides.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 11:29:28 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on July 11, 2007, 02:08:26 AM
U think u are juicing?...Cyclists take so much epo it's not even funny plus other stuff with serious sides.

But Armstrong has tested negetive for every tour de france and if anybody wanted him to test positive, it was the french!
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 12:37:21 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on July 11, 2007, 11:29:28 AM
But Armstrong has tested negetive for every tour de france and if anybody wanted him to test positive, it was the french!
ok coach here u have it : the 2 main compunds lance was on are EPO and test. He never tested positive because he is smart...and it takes a retard to pass one.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 12:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Neurotoxin on July 11, 2007, 02:23:40 AM
no exceptions, all sports juice.
Have you seen a pro bowler... ;D
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 12:39:22 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on July 11, 2007, 12:37:21 PM
ok coach here u have it : the 2 main compunds lance was on are EPO and test. He never tested positive because he is smart...and it takes a retard to pass one.

Dude, if he's going to get caught for anything, it's going to be the test!
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2007, 12:43:34 PM »
he won cause he flipped the seat upward and it became a dildo  :o
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2007, 12:57:04 PM »
How would Lance go about passing these piss tests?  After every leg of the tour(day) they get straight off their cycle and straight into the drug testing trailer. 

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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 05:16:37 PM »
Designer steroids...

I saw a documentary about cyclist and doping and there was this 25-year old spanish guy whos heart had stopped three times. He said it was due to heavy blood doping. Usually i don't care for these tv-shows, but this was done really well and without the if you JUICE-YOU-WILL-BURN-IN- HELL-ATTITUDE...
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 05:43:17 PM »
EPO till the heart almost clogs is the main drug. Masking or cheating the tests is next step.
Clearly Floyd used test or HCG, possibly UG labled as undetectable HGH.
These guys ALL cheat, that makes it fair.
Drol, test, var, stan, primo, They cant do Deca (unless they cheat the test) Bo.. Ho.. 18 mo + tag on nandrolone.

All that short acting stuff clears the body offseason, depending how often they test.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 07:58:47 PM »
Quote from: trab on July 11, 2007, 05:43:17 PM
EPO till the heart almost clogs is the main drug. Masking or cheating the tests is next step.
Clearly Floyd used test or HCG, possibly UG labled as undetectable HGH.
These guys ALL cheat, that makes it fair.
Drol, test, var, stan, primo, They cant do Deca (unless they cheat the test) Bo.. Ho.. 18 mo + tag on nandrolone.

All that short acting stuff clears the body offseason, depending how often they test.
there u go
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2007, 06:38:27 AM »
Quit putting these guys on a alter. THEy all cheat!
Lances defence of Floyd is a comedy. Its humanly impossible to do the grades w/ the gearing they have worked up to today and pull off them times. Whats TRUELY AMAZING is that steroid users can look so crappy ;D.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2007, 12:19:47 PM »
Those tires are clearly filled with Synthol.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2007, 01:08:18 PM »
Quote from: trab on July 12, 2007, 06:38:27 AM
Quit putting these guys on a alter. THEy all cheat!
Lances defence of Floyd is a comedy. Its humanly impossible to do the grades w/ the gearing they have worked up to today and pull off them times. Whats TRUELY AMAZING is that steroid users can look so crappy ;D.


yes but most of the guys quads are insane...Its one of the reasons Tom Platz's quads were massive...extreme high rep training...
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2007, 02:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Wombat on July 12, 2007, 01:08:18 PM

yes but most of the guys quads are insane...Its one of the reasons Tom Platz's quads were massive...extreme high rep training...

Ive never seen a prof cyclist w/ what BBers would call Quad mass. YOur right about Platz, I recall him write he'd
break most bikes ;D.  Biking's Great add to a program. How about Speed Skaters? NOW THERE's some Quads!
Them Super g and Giant slalom racers grow some great sweep to.
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Re: Lance Armstrong's cycle...
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2007, 05:21:42 AM »
Sure their quads aren't as big as today's pros, but i would bet that most guys have bigger quads then Zane did in his prime...And i bet a few have bigger quads then Arnold did in his prime..And yes speed skaters are known to have huge quads...
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