Review:
I looked up the webpage of "team biohazard".
Lots of fancy names that are supposed to sound "hardcore" (cerberus, predator, 'the mutant 2', liquid carbon oil, the virus).
Names are stupid, there's NO information about supplement ingredients. prices are rather high.
For your reading pleasure, i copied the most stupid sounding supplement "information" for you:
THE VIRUS
At Team Biohazard we have cultured a disease, more dangerous than before, more infectious, likely to reach epidemic proportions. The Virus is our latest product in the war against fat. Once contracted you will develop a fever, very hot. Hot enough to melt the fat from your body. Patients typically burn fat before their very eyes with The Virus.
This is the best thermogenic formulation on the planet. A potent blend of herbs and metabolic stimulants.
First we had Extreme Heat, it worked. Then we had Meltdown that worked well. Now we have The Virus. We believe this is the most potent product of its kind.
This product is a refined version of a thermogenic Paul developed more than five years ago. It was called T5. The ingredients are natural, the effects are devastating. Do not exceed the stated dose, and as with all neuroceuticals keep well away from children.
PRICE £24.95
What is this BS about?? More dangerous, more infectious? Dude, get your factory clean than this won't happen anymore.
PANSPERMIA
Panspermia is designed to be taken during the workout. It comprises of three different types of carbohydrates, creatine monohydrate to replenish the muscle stores plus a little laevulose to replenish liver glycogen stores, a small amount of protein, lipoic acid and l-taurine, all designed to help you through your workout and prevent a catabolic state occurring within the body whilst training. We only use a small amount of protein so as not to compromise the post workout meal.
Price £ 24.95
Panspermia?? During workout?? small amount of protein??? shit, this almost made me puke.
LIV 365
The liver is one of the most remarkable achievements in higher animal physiology. Without it we would not survive. Without its awesome powers of regeneration we would not be able to grow. The liver makes the man!
Did you know that a liver can fully regenerate even if it is killed down to one-sixth of its size? This is a saving grace for modern day living and athletic performance. The size of a person can become directly proportional to the health of that persons liver. Simply dealing with large amounts of protein requires many of the livers primary enzymes.
Even though the liver can regenerate from one sixth it size, a liver that small can not function a fully functioning liver is what an athlete needs.
LIV365 was developed in India for horses. If a horse eats certain leaves those leaves can be poisonous. The horse becomes sick and can die. The LIV365 formulation was developed as a raw liquid. This would get a sick horse back on its feet within an hour.
This technology has now been transferred to greyhounds with similar success and now we have pioneered a version of the original formula for human consumption.
PRICE £19.95
haha, this is pure comedy gold...
