Author Topic: MONSTER GENETICS, something to brag about? (Read 3110 times)

shiftedShapes · « **on:** July 11, 2007, 09:55:45 AM »

My 58 year old untrained mother can do 2 pull ups with no swing, although she didn't quite go to a dead hang.

Dave Baran · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2007, 09:58:02 AM »

next Ms Olympia

WetWorker · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:01:09 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 09:55:45 AM

My 58 year old untrained mother can do 2 pull ups with no swing, although she didn't quite go to a dead hang.

Hey guess what................nobo dy cares

stormshadow · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:02:26 AM »

Your mom's a whore

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:02:59 AM »

Quote from: WetWorker on July 11, 2007, 10:01:09 AM

Hey guess what................nobo dy cares

I count 3 people who cared enough to post, I care, that makes 4.

Funny thing is my mom didn't give a shit. That's probably why she doesn't train.

WetWorker · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:08:38 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 10:02:59 AM

I count 3 people who cared enough to post, I care, that makes 4.

Funny thing is my mom didn't give a shit. That's probably why she doesn't train.

I am sorry...how insensitive of me.....let me rephrase

Hey guess what..........nobody but YOU gives a shit.......the other people posted becuase they actually clicked on this thread only to find out some dumb shit about mom and were pissed they will never get the time back that they lost doing it

Plus I don't think its genetics I thinks moms biceps are so big from jerking off all your friends

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:37:49 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 09:55:45 AM

My 58 year old untrained mother can do 2 pull ups with no swing, although she didn't quite go to a dead hang.

what kinda stack is she on?

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:42:41 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 11, 2007, 10:37:49 AM

what kinda stack is she on?

she got off her estrogen a few years ago due to menopause, I guess that's almost as good as taking an anti-E like nolvadex or aromex right?

B R · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:48:23 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 11, 2007, 10:37:49 AM

what kinda stack is she on?

Mostly,shes on the end of my "stack".

Hope this helps.

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:53:27 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 10:42:41 AM

she got off her estrogen a few years ago due to menopause, I guess that's almost as good as taking an anti-E like nolvadex or aromex right?

definitely.

any gyno to speak of?

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2007, 10:58:01 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 11, 2007, 10:53:27 AM

definitely.

any gyno to speak of?

yeah a C-cup, not enough to make me a breast man

240 is Back · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:04:07 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 10:58:01 AM

yeah a C-cup, not enough to make me a breast man

jpegs, please.

The Coach · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:05:09 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 09:55:45 AM

My 58 year old untrained mother can do 2 pull ups with no swing, although she didn't quite go to a dead hang.

Why did you make her do that?

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:13:54 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 11, 2007, 11:05:09 AM

Why did you make her do that?

She was in the park with me while I was doing sets of different pulls, and she wanted to try it. I tried to convince her not to do it because I thought her arms would break off.

MadCroc29 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:45:40 AM »

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:20:58 PM »

all drugs

Master Blaster · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:04:55 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 11:13:54 AM

She was in the park with me while I was doing sets of different pulls, and she wanted to try it. I tried to convince her not to do it because I thought her arms would break off.

Did you try to restrain her?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:09:08 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 10:42:41 AM

she got off her estrogen a few years ago due to menopause, I guess that's almost as good as taking an anti-E like nolvadex or aromex right?

is she hot?

MarvinEderFan · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:50:35 PM »

Want monster genetics? Take a look at bodybuilding.com's own mod Scott_donald. He regularly does widowmakers with near 500 lbs. and reps with 405 lbs on bench presses, yet looks like he has never worked out.

Imagine if he started training for size!

/sarcasm

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on July 11, 2007, 01:04:55 PM

Did you try to restrain her?

yes and what ensued what straight from one of Victorian Man's stories. My Mom went on a rampage that exceeded Knobby's most violent outburst.

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:03:39 PM »

does more pullups that some of the guys at my gym

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #21 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:14:10 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 11, 2007, 11:05:09 AM

Why did you make her do that?

to prove to you she's an athlete

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #22 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:28:32 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 11, 2007, 11:13:54 AM

She was in the park with me while I was doing sets of different pulls, and she wanted to try it. I tried to convince her not to do it because I thought her arms would break off.

you go to the park with your mom? that's what I find most amazing.

thor_odin · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:27:39 AM »

Quote from: stormshadow on July 11, 2007, 10:02:26 AM

Your mom's a whore

What an arsehole.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2007, 07:30:03 AM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on July 11, 2007, 11:28:32 PM

you go to the park with your mom? that's what I find most amazing.

yep I'm a good son