Pumphard - easiest little queer to own since the Shadow
Antcraw - His pappa is so poor in bed I cannot look him the eyes
Bigmc - an ugly as sin ginger bastard (you know its true), Fake arm pic and desperate attempts to ingratiate himself into the Y board hierarchy.
Joey Tit - not a worthy adversary however it must be put on the record that I wish him to contract Aids whilst taking it up the ass on the washing machine from his special needs teacher (again).
ta ta
ps I may add to the list when i see some of the minions reply who i forgot about.